Catholic Quote by Jim Gaffigan

“The idea of being a practicing Catholic, it's - for me, it's like - I need a lot of practice, you know what I mean?”

Jim Gaffigan

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“If you complain about how you spend your Saturdays taking your kid to birthday parties, that means you are taking your kid to birthday parties. If you complain about how hard it is to get your kid to read, it means you are trying to get your kid to read. If you are complaining about your kid not helping around…

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Ever eat so much you feel sick? Isn't that the best?

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I believe that comedians do what they do, and then they get credit or criticism for doing it. There's nothing planned about this.

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