Heaven? Floating about with everyone you ever knew for eternity? Me family does me 'ed in after one day at xmas, I'd… — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
“Season's Greetings by Stewart Stafford Season's Greetings To those we are needing, While I am leading The Festive charge. Christmas love is… — Stewart Stafford Copy Share Image
Blessed is the season which engages the whole world in a conspiracy of love. It is Christmas in the heart that puts… — William Thomas Ellis Copy Share Image
And so this is Xmas for black and for white, for yellow and red, let's stop all the fight. — John Lennon Copy Share Image
There is a remarkable breakdown of taste and intelligence at Christmastime. Mature, responsible grown men wear neckties made of holly leaves and… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered. — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
Many Americans celebrate both Christmas and Xmas. Others celebrate one or the other. And some of us celebrate holidays that, although unconnected… — John Silber Copy Share Image
To the American People: Christmas is not a time or a season but a state of mind. To cherish peace and good… — Calvin Coolidge Copy Share Image
So after a lovely family Xmas day, this 80s teen is off to bed feeling a bit sad, but listening to this… — Nicola Sturgeon Copy Share Image
Christmas begins about the first of December with an office party and ends when you finally realize what you spent, around April… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
Christmas is coming I wanna know wat kinda gift I will recieve lol..btw its not important coz being wid my self and… — Chinney88 Copy Share Image
Christmas brings me a sense of nostalgia that makes me feel sadly happy and, at the same time, happily sad! — Jean-Paul Malfatti Copy Share Image
Christmas gift suggestions: To your enemy, forgiveness. To an opponent, tolerance. — Oren Arnold Copy Share Image
Xmas Trivia: Before it became a major shopping holiday, Christmas is believed to have had a "religious" meaning. — Andy Borowitz Copy Share Image
Christmas is for children. But it is for grownups too. Even if it is a headache, a chore, and nightmare, it is… — Lenora Mattingly Weber Copy Share Image
Its the 3rd week of october but I see Xmas trees and Xmas lights well this means december is knock in the… — Dumi Copy Share Image
There's nothing like a string of Xmas lights inside the house to make the whole family feel like they live in a… — Dana Gould Copy Share Image
The earth has grown old with its burden of care, But at Christmas it always is young.... — Phillips Brooks Copy Share Image
“There must be something ghostly in the air of Christmas — something about the close, muggy atmosphere that draws up the ghosts,… — Jerome K. Jerome Copy Share Image
Good Idea: Finding Easter eggs on Easter. Bad Idea: Finding Easter eggs on Xmas. — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
Christmas is a bridge. We need bridges as the river of time flows past. — Gladys Taber Copy Share Image
To all companies please stop using Xmas songs and inserting your own lyrics. Write your own music. I am boycotting you until… — Bill Engvall Copy Share Image
To your enemy, forgiveness. To an opponent, tolerance. To a friend, heart. To a customer, service. To all, charity. To every child,… — Oren Arnold Copy Share Image
