Bad idea Quote by Jack Handey Download Open image “Good Idea: Finding Easter eggs on Easter. Bad Idea: Finding Easter eggs on Xmas.” — Jack Handey ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.3 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Bad idea Easter Easter egg Eggs Findings Ideas Xmas
The Good Idea: Finding Easter eggs on Easter. The Bad Idea: Finding Easter eggs on Xmas. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We're also talking a lot in the room about planting seeds that can grow over the course of the season, knowing that people might… — Jenji Kohan Copy Share Image
We always have a traditional Easter egg hunt on Easter Sunday. My Aunt Lynne organises that for the family, so we go to her… — Kate Garraway Copy Share Image
Easter egg hunts and parades are nothing new to any household or city, however nobody does it better then the Big Apple. — Hilary Farr Copy Share Image
Easter: When your parents take all the leftover Halloween candy and hide it around the house in colorful eggs. When you cant find any,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Happy easter everyone. I miss easter egg hunting. Is it weird for adults to do that? — Mark Salling Copy Share Image
When you really consider what takes place when we get to Easter, it all starts here at this moment, in this season of Advent,… — Jonathan Roumie Copy Share Image
Easter may seem boring to children, and it is blessedly unencumbered by the silly fun that plagues Christmas. Yet it contains the one thing… — Frederica Mathewes-Green Copy Share Image
Easter is an arts and crafts moment where your whole family and friends can get involved. — Alex Guarnaschelli Copy Share Image
Like Christmas, Easter has lost much of its religious meaning in popular culture. Ask your average kid what the holiday is about and they… — Rachel Campos-Duffy Copy Share Image
Sometimes life seems like a dream, especially when I look down and see that I forgot to put on my pants. — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
I think the best Thanksgiving we ever had was one where we didn't even have a turkey. Mom and Dad sat us kids down… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
At first I thought, if I were Superman, a perfect secret identity would be "Clark Kent, Dentist," because you could save money on tooth… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
Sometimes I wonder if I'm patriotic enough. Yes, I want to kill people, but on both sides. — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
I don't understand people who say life is a mystery, because what is it they want to know? — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
It's probably not a good idea to be chewing on a toothpick if you're talking to the president, because what if he tells a… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
Probably to a shark, about the funniest thing there is is a wounded seal, trying to swim to shore, because WHERE DOES HE THINK… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
I wish I lived back in the Old West days, because I'd save up my money for about twenty years so I could buy… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
Why do there have to be rules for everything? It's gotten to the point that rules dominate just about every aspect of our lives.… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
Most people don't realize that large pieces of coral, which have been painted brown and attached to the skull by common wood screws, can… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
Here's a suggestion for a new animal, if some new ones get created or evolve: something that stings you, then laughs at you. — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
When you go ice-skating, try not to swing your arms too much, because that really annoys me. — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
“In the parking lot, she drove and parked in a dark area with no other cars around. She reclined her seat, and listened to… — Tao Lin Copy Share Image
By the time I was seventeen, I was on my way to Hollywood and didn't look back. My family is supportive now, but like… — Amber Heard Copy Share Image
One thing I know is that it is a bad idea to marry someone who had bad parents. If they hated their mother, if… — Ellen Gilchrist Copy Share Image
Government likes committees... a lot. Committees kill all the really good ideas and generally all the really bad ideas. They produce middle-ground mush. — Betsy DeVos Copy Share Image
It's not a bad idea to call this Cthulhuism & Yog-Sothothery of mine "The Mythology of Hastur" - although it was really from Machen… — H. P. Lovecraft Copy Share Image
More than any other personality trait, my mother seemed to be ruled by anger and sadness. She seemed to hate being a mother. Watching… — Merrill Markoe Copy Share Image
“Sorry," he apologized. "I didn't mean to inflict my rantings on you, even though we are destined to spend the rest of our lives… — connie willis Copy Share Image
“Jesus. Chicago, Kansas City, Denver, Phoenix, L.A., and Seattle, plus two small towns she'd never heard of in the Gulf Coast region. The unit… — Kay Hooper Copy Share Image
“Civilization is an experiment, a very recent way of life in the human career, and it has a habit of walking into what I… — Ronald Wright Copy Share Image
Idea-Advocacy Matrix highlights a couple of things: that good ideas need to be "sold" if they are ever going to see the light of… — John Daly Copy Share Image
“It is not a bad idea to get into the habbit of writing one's thoughts. It saves one having to bother anyone else with… — Isabel Colegate Copy Share Image
“Medical research has revealed that in about one-tenth of the population, the liver processes alcohol differently, releasing a chemical messenger that creates the craving… — Kaylie Jones Copy Share Image
