Frisbee Quote by Mitch Hedberg Download Open image “Sometimes I get really lonely. Especially when I'm throwing a Frisbee.” — Mitch Hedberg ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.2 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Frisbee Funny Get real Humor Loneliness Lonely Sometimes Throwing
Sometimes, at the party it hits me. I leave all, and go outside by myself. It is strange how I can get lonely in… — Dejan Plackovic Copy Share Image
I'm never getting too lonely because it's the kind of disease where you might sit in front of the TV with three bags of… — Geri Halliwell Copy Share Image
I don't wear a watch because I want my arms to weigh the same. So if somebody asks me what time it is, I… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
There was a product on late night TV that you could attach to your garden hose - "You can water your hard-to-reach plants with… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
Imagine if you were a drummer, and you accidentally picked up two magic wands instead of sticks. There you are, keeping the beat, the… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I like wearing necklaces, because it lets me know when I'm upside down. — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I'm sick of Soup Of The Day, man. It's time we make a decision. I need to know what Soup From Now On is. — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I have a friend who is a juggler. If I'm at his house, I don't like to take food from him, if it's in… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I don't get the regular AIDS test anymore. I get the roundabout AIDS test. I ask my friend Brian, "Do you know anybody who… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I don't know how to fix a car. If the car breaks down, and the gas tank does not say "E", I'm screwed. But… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
What's a sesame seed grow into? I don't know we never give them a chance, what the fuck is a sesame?! It's a street...… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I went to a restaurant with my friend, and he said, "Pass the salt." I said, "Screw you! Sit closer to the salt." — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
In the game of Frisbee you throw the disk to someone else. The point of Frisbee is perfect communication. The person at the other… — Frederick Lenz Copy Share Image
Standing in the park, I was wondering why a frisbee looks larger the closer it gets...then it hit me — Stewart Francis Copy Share Image
I'm a Frisbeetarian. We worship frisbees. We believe when you die your soul goes up on the roof and you can't get it down. — Jim Stafford Copy Share Image
Remember when you picked me up like a frisbee and tossed me across you yard? — Alyson Noel Copy Share Image
Transform yourself. It is not the opponent that will change, or the Frisbee. They will change in relation to your change. You must change. — Frederick Lenz Copy Share Image
A miniskirt shows just enough to cause some mystery. What these young women lack is mystery so the old women have to have it. — Tyler Perry Copy Share Image
Playing frisbee with a five year old is amazingly similar to chasing after a frisbee. — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
I cannot wait to come back to Glasgow. I know the place like the back of my hand. In fact, one of the jobs… — Colin Morgan Copy Share Image
One can only guess the amount of magic mushrooms a sane person would have to consume to believe that a frisbee constituted a genuine… — Mark Thomas Copy Share Image
YOU are using a frisbee as a plate." "Uh, what? I'm not using a--oh hang on, this is a frisbee. Weird." Victor glared at… — Jenny Lawson Copy Share Image
