The beauty of America is that the average person always thinks she is above average. — Sam Levenson Above average Copy Share Image
It's not the sugar that makes the tea sweet, but the stirring. — Sam Levenson Coffee Copy Share Image
It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and say the opposite. — Sam Levenson Simple Copy Share Image
How wise are Thy commandments O Lord. Each one of them applies to somebody or other I know. — Sam Levenson Commandments Copy Share Image
We should not permit prayer to be taken out of the schools; that's the only way most of us got through. — Sam Levenson Permit Copy Share Image
Any beast can cry over the misfortunes of its own child. It takes a mensch to weep for others' children. — Sam Levenson Beast Copy Share Image
The American success formula is first to get a home of your own, then to get a car of your own so… — Sam Levenson America Copy Share Image
One of the virtues of being very young is that you don't let the facts get in the way of your imagination. — Sam Levenson Facts Copy Share Image
The chaplain of the Senate does not pray for the Senate. He watches the Senate and prays for the country. — Sam Levenson Chaplain Copy Share Image
A woman's place is in the home. Why should she go out and take away a workingman's pay instead of staying home… — Sam Levenson Good wife Copy Share Image
It's a good thing that when God created the rainbow he didn't consult a decorator or he would still be picking colors. — Sam Levenson Good thing Copy Share Image
Siblings: children of the same parents, each of whom is perfectly normal until they get together. — Sam Levenson Brotherhood Copy Share Image
One antidote for sexual truancy lies in simply teaching youth the wonder, the miracle, the reverence for the creation of life itself.… — Sam Levenson Antidote Copy Share Image
The high IQ has become the American equivalent of the Legion of Honor, positive proof of a child's intellectual aristocracy… It has… — Sam Levenson Aristocracy Copy Share Image
If you owe fifty dollars you're a piker; if you owe fifty thousand dollars you're a businessman; if you owe fifty million… — Sam Levenson Billions Copy Share Image
“For attractive lips, speak words of kindness. For lovely eyes, seek out the good in people. For a slim figure, share your… — Sam Levenson Kindness Copy Share Image
The difference between keeping things clean and keeping kids clean was that things just sat still and waited for the dirt to… — Sam Levenson Between Copy Share Image
“For attractive lips, speak words of kindness. For lovely eyes, seek out the good in people. For a slim figure, share your… — Sam Levenson Beauty Copy Share Image
For attractive lips, speak words of kindness. For lovely eyes, seek out the good in people. For a slim figure, share your… — Sam Levenson Beauty Copy Share Image
Lead us not into temptation. Just tell us where it is; we'll find it. — Sam Levenson Leadership Copy Share Image
You must pay for your sins. If you have already paid, please ignore this notice. — Sam Levenson Paid Copy Share Image
What we should have fought for was representation without taxation. — Sam Levenson Forefathers Copy Share Image
The simplest toy, one which even the youngest child can operate, is called a grandparent. — Sam Levenson Children Copy Share Image
Never lend money to a friend. It's dangerous. It could damage his memory. — Sam Levenson Damage Copy Share Image
The reason God made man before woman was that he didn't want any suggestions. — Sam Levenson Made Copy Share Image
At the U.N., any nation that fights back is censored as an "aggressor." — Sam Levenson Aggressor Copy Share Image
How wise are thy commandments, Lord. Each of them applies to somebody I know. — Sam Levenson Commandments Copy Share Image
Just try to be happy. Unhappiness starts with wanting to be happier. — Sam Levenson Happiness Copy Share Image
The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy. — Sam Levenson Common Copy Share Image
We may not always see eye to eye, but we can try to see heart to heart. — Sam Levenson Eye Copy Share Image
