One antidote for sexual truancy lies in simply teaching youth the wonder, the miracle, the reverence for the creation of life itself.… — Sam Levenson Antidote Copy Share Image
If you owe fifty dollars you're a piker; if you owe fifty thousand dollars you're a businessman; if you owe fifty million… — Sam Levenson Billions Copy Share Image
It's not the sugar that makes the tea sweet, but the stirring. — Sam Levenson Stirring Copy Share Image
The reason grandparents and grandchilden get along so well is that they have the same common enemy — Sam Levenson Common enemy Copy Share Image
When I was a boy I used to do what my father wanted. Now I have to do what my boy wants.… — Sam Levenson Father Copy Share Image
Our parents set the moral tone of the family. They expected more of some of us and less of others, but never… — Sam Levenson Character Copy Share Image
When I came home and showed my mother my report card with a mark of 98 in arithmetic, she wanted to know… — Sam Levenson Arithmetic Copy Share Image
One of the virtues of being very young is that you don't let the facts get in the way of your imagination. — Sam Levenson Facts Copy Share Image
“For attractive lips, speak words of kindness. For lovely eyes, seek out the good in people. For a slim figure, share your… — Sam Levenson Kindness Copy Share Image
The difference between keeping things clean and keeping kids clean was that things just sat still and waited for the dirt to… — Sam Levenson Between Copy Share Image
Give your child a spanking once a day. If you don't know why, he does. — Sam Levenson Children Copy Share Image
It would be useless to bomb Washington. If you destroy one building, they already have two other buildings completely staffed with people… — Sam Levenson Bombs Copy Share Image
Many wise words are spoken in jest, but they don't compare with the number of stupid words spoken in earnest. — Sam Levenson Compare Copy Share Image
There was an old Woman who lived in a shoe She had so many children Her government subsidy check came to $4,892. — Sam Levenson Checks Copy Share Image
Life begins at forty, but so does arthritis, and the habit of telling the same story three times to the same person. — Sam Levenson Arthritis Copy Share Image
Any beast can cry over the misfortunes of its own child. It takes a mensch to weep for others' children. — Sam Levenson Beast Copy Share Image
If you want to know how your girl will treat you after marriage, just listen to her talking to her little brother. — Sam Levenson Brother Copy Share Image
The beauty of America is that the average person always thinks she is above average. — Sam Levenson Above average Copy Share Image
