Just try to be happy. Unhappiness starts with wanting to be happier. — Sam Levenson Happiness Copy Share Image
The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy. — Sam Levenson Common Copy Share Image
We may not always see eye to eye, but we can try to see heart to heart. — Sam Levenson Eye Copy Share Image
You don't have to be in "Who's Who" to know what's what. — Sam Levenson Being a grandmother Copy Share Image
The whole world is watching America, and America is watching TV. — Sam Levenson America Copy Share Image
Give your child a spanking once a day. If you don't know why, he does. — Sam Levenson Child Copy Share Image
Many wise words are spoken in jest, but they don't compare with the number of stupid words spoken in earnest. — Sam Levenson Compare Copy Share Image
Our parents set the moral tone of the family. They expected more of some of us and less of others, but never… — Sam Levenson Character Copy Share Image
If you want to know how your girl will treat you after marriage, just listen to her talking to her little brother. — Sam Levenson Brother Copy Share Image
It was on my fifth birthday that Papa put his hand on my shoulder and said, 'Remember, my son, if you ever… — Sam Levenson Birthday Copy Share Image
It would be useless to bomb Washington. If you destroy one building, they already have two other buildings completely staffed with people… — Sam Levenson Bombs Copy Share Image
When I was a boy I used to do what my father wanted. Now I have to do what my boy wants.… — Sam Levenson Father Copy Share Image
The reason grandparents and grandchilden get along so well is that they have the same common enemy — Sam Levenson Common enemy Copy Share Image
When I came home and showed my mother my report card with a mark of 98 in arithmetic, she wanted to know… — Sam Levenson Arithmetic Copy Share Image
Any kid who has two parents who are interested in him and has a houseful of books isn't poor. — Sam Levenson Books Copy Share Image
You must learn from the mistakes of others. You can't possibly live long enough to make them all yourself. — Sam Levenson Enough Copy Share Image
There was an old Woman who lived in a shoe She had so many children Her government subsidy check came to $4,892. — Sam Levenson Checks Copy Share Image
Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped. — Sam Levenson Birth Copy Share Image
More and more Congressmen now stay in Washington all year-round because they can't stay at home under the laws they've passed. — Sam Levenson Congressman Copy Share Image
The Puritans came to America to worship in their way and to force everybody else to do the same thing. — Sam Levenson America Copy Share Image
Life begins at forty, but so does arthritis, and the habit of telling the same story three times to the same person. — Sam Levenson Arthritis Copy Share Image
People, more than things, have to be restored, renewed, revived, reclaimed, and redeemed. — Sam Levenson Attractive Copy Share Image