At the U.N., any nation that fights back is censored as an "aggressor." — Sam Levenson Copy Share Image
More and more Congressmen now stay in Washington all year-round because they can't stay at home under the laws they've passed. — Sam Levenson Copy Share Image
If you owe fifty dollars you're a piker; if you owe fifty thousand dollars you're a businessman; if you owe fifty million… — Sam Levenson Copy Share Image
It would be useless to bomb Washington. If you destroy one building, they already have two other buildings completely staffed with people… — Sam Levenson Copy Share Image
There was an old Woman who lived in a shoe She had so many children Her government subsidy check came to $4,892. — Sam Levenson Copy Share Image
The chaplain of the Senate does not pray for the Senate. He watches the Senate and prays for the country. — Sam Levenson Copy Share Image
Democracy means doing whatever you want without asking permission of anybody but your boss, your doctor, your lawyer, your landlord, your bank,… — Sam Levenson Copy Share Image
The Puritans came to America to worship in their way and to force everybody else to do the same thing. — Sam Levenson Copy Share Image
You must learn from the mistakes of others. You can't possibly live long enough to make them all yourself. — Sam Levenson Copy Share Image
It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and say the opposite. — Sam Levenson Copy Share Image
How wise are thy commandments, Lord. Each of them applies to somebody I know. — Sam Levenson Copy Share Image
A woman's place is in the home. Why should she go out and take away a workingman's pay instead of staying home and stealing… — Sam Levenson Copy Share Image
Any kid who has two parents who are interested in him and has a houseful of books isn't poor. — Sam Levenson Copy Share Image
“For attractive lips, speak words of kindness. For lovely eyes, seek out the good in people. For a slim figure, share your food with… — Sam Levenson Copy Share Image
At the U.N., any nation that fights back is censored as an "aggressor." — Sam Levenson Copy Share Image
The American success formula is first to get a home of your own, then to get a car of your own so you don't… — Sam Levenson Copy Share Image
