Appliances Quote by Dane Cook

In the long run, everything is a toaster.

— Bruce Greenwald

If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.

— Clint Eastwood

The last time I used? What do you mean? I used my toaster this morning.

— Charlie Sheen

I remember when I was growing up, you would go to a bank to open a deposit, and they'd give you a toaster. A…

— Mohamed El-Erian

I can't give a decent toast to save my life.

— Sam Trammell

You can converge a toaster and a refrigerator, but those things are probably not going to be pleasing to the user.

— Tim Cook

Our toaster has two settings: too soon or too late.

— Sam Levenson

I don't want to give the impression that I hold daily conversations with my household appliances, although my toaster is as old as Drew…

— Tom Robbins

I have trouble with toast. Toast is very difficult. You have to watch it all the time or it burns up.

— Julia Child

We did not have a toaster growing up. I never knew what a toaster was, it was only as I got older, we got…

— Gemma Collins

“Marriage is inefficient!” she proclaims. “The whole construct is a model of wasted resources. The wife often stays home to care for the children,…

— Michelle Richmond

I don't like toast... the black stuff gets in my teeth.

— Bud Jamison