Funny Quote by Clint Eastwood Download Open image “If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.” — Clint Eastwood ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.0 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Want
I'm quitting the business today. I'm going to open up an appliance store, I've always really been into toasters. I'm giving it all up. — Dane Cook Copy Share Image
You can converge a toaster and a refrigerator, but those things are probably not going to be pleasing to the user. — Tim Cook Copy Share Image
I have trouble with toast. Toast is very difficult. You have to watch it all the time or it burns up. — Julia Child Copy Share Image
Toaster: A gift that every member of the family appreciates. Automatically burns toast. — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
One of my favorite breakfasts is an English muffin, so I need a good toaster. — Chloe Fineman Copy Share Image
We did not have a toaster growing up. I never knew what a toaster was, it was only as I got older, we got… — Gemma Collins Copy Share Image
I remember when I was growing up, you would go to a bank to open a deposit, and they'd give you a toaster. A… — Mohamed El-Erian Copy Share Image
I don't think I've met anyone with a stronger work ethic than Ray Charles. — Clint Eastwood Copy Share Image
I don't know how everybody else feels, but I just long for reality rather than these made-up things. — Clint Eastwood Copy Share Image
There are a lot of conservative people, a lot of moderate people, Republicans, Democrats, in Hollywood. It is just that the conservative people by… — Clint Eastwood Copy Share Image
If the director's a communist, whatever, he's a communist. All I care is that he directs. For the actor, the same thing. All you… — Clint Eastwood Copy Share Image
The thing that haunts a man the most is what he isn’t ordered to do. — Clint Eastwood Copy Share Image
My mother knew how to read music and everything. But I just kinda learned off of records. And so, I was listening to records… — Clint Eastwood Copy Share Image
You have to feel confident. If you don't, then you're going to be hesitant and defensive, and there'll be a lot of things working… — Clint Eastwood Copy Share Image
President Obama is the greatest hoax ever perpetrated on the American people. — Clint Eastwood Copy Share Image
I have been trying to retire to the back of the camera for quite a few years, and in 1970, when I first started… — Clint Eastwood Copy Share Image
My father died very suddenly at sixty-three. Just dropped dead. For a long time afterward, I'd ask myself, Why didn't I ask him to… — Clint Eastwood Copy Share Image
They've got this crazy actor who's 82 years old up there in a suit. I was a mayor, and they're probably thinking I know… — Clint Eastwood Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
