Looks Quotes by Dane Cook

Some people give you that motivation to work harder simply to get the hell away from wherever they are.

— Dane Cook

If you use tact you can say anything, then make it funny.

— Dane Cook

I get so into the moment.

— Dane Cook

Every great thing starts with an idea, followed by a doubt and finally a resolve to abandon or pursue. Victory is a treacherous journey.

— Dane Cook

I'm not giving up on life. I'm giving up on today.

— Dane Cook

My real first job was delivering newspapers with I was 15. I would ride my bike around and chuck papers at people's houses. The…

— Dane Cook

I do think I am funny, or I wouldn't be where I am today. I do think there is always room for improvement and…

— Dane Cook

If you think your demeanor is mellow or not particularly charismatic, the material can life you higher. So write everyday, and get onstage or…

— Dane Cook

If you lie to a person at least tell someone else you've lied to the truth. It balances out your karma.

— Dane Cook

Trolls look for reasons to hate but really what they are mad at is the fact they are not included in anything ever.

— Dane Cook

In school I was pretty quiet. Kinda shy until my junior year. But at home I was a freak.

— Dane Cook

Strip clubs are great places to meet interesting people you only wanna know for about 40 minutes.

— Dane Cook

I can't relate to the idea of suicide. I guess I'm just one of those people that is always optimistic and upbeat. But one…

— Dane Cook

Someone needs to make a zombie movie where when you get bit it turns you into a singing and dancing extraordinaire.

— Dane Cook

I'm a late-night guy.

— Dane Cook