Accidents Quote by Dane Cook

When I first got my driver's license, I was hit by a drunk driver. He was coming off of a freeway, and I was…

— Amy Heckerling

I did have one bad accident up north near Deerhurst. I was driving back in the winter on these snowy roads, and these two…

— Dan Hill

My accident was the result of incredible fate, with me spinning in a place I shouldn't have, with a car coming at a speed…

— Alex Zanardi

A pedestrian hit me and went under my car.

— Anonymous

I was a victim of a series of accidents, as are we all.

— Kurt Vonnegut

“I hit a car, but it wasn’t my fault. The bicyclist who rear ended me is to blame.”

— Jarod Kintz

There are no accidents in this world. Everything happens for a reason that may serve you. Nothing happens to you. Everything happens for you.

— MlY AB

I'm sure I've been in an accident because I'm wild and crazy and go too fast, but I don't remember having an accident.

— Jan-Michael Vincent

I was hit by a car once on my bike, but I still rode home.

— Amy Winehouse

Yesterday I accidentally hit a little kid with my car. It wasn't serious — nobody saw me.

— Anthony Jeselnik

If lightning strikes while you're in the car it's your fault.

— Doc Bundy

I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame it on you.

— Ashleigh Brilliant