Car Quote by Anthony Jeselnik

A pedestrian hit me and went under my car.

— Anonymous

On Sunday the 26th of January this happened to me: i was with my mate and we were going swimming at a creek and…

— Crystal Sawyer

I was hit by a car once on my bike, but I still rode home.

— Amy Winehouse

My mom told me that when the car struck me, I landed 80 feet off the road. When they found me, I was curled…

— Sara Evans

An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my vehicle and vanished.

— Abraham Maslow

When I was 14, I was a passenger in a terrible accident.

— Quincy Jones

When I was seven or eight, I was bailing out on everything inside. My father's pitching to me in the backyard. He says,'I promise;…

— Chipper Jones

I did some pretty bad things as a teenager. When I was 13, I took my friend's mom's car out for a joyride, and…

— Amanda Righetti

I accidentally bumped into my ex today...With my car...at 60mph...on purpose.

— Anonymous

At the age of two-and-a-half, I was run down by a truck. I had gone rogue in the house while my mother was bathing…

— Trudie Styler

I made a terrible mistake. I got caught up in the excitement of the moment. I would never intentionally endanger the lives of my…

— Michael Jackson

A couple of days back, I got into a car accident. Not my fault. Even if it's not your fault, the other person gets…

— Dane Cook