Attention Quote by Anthony Jeselnik

When I look at my audience, I can tell better who's in the crowd and the kind of joke I shouldn't do. It's just…

— Larry the Cable Guy

It's easier not to make a particular joke in case it offends. But every joke will offend someone, and I've always believed that the…

— David Walliams

If I say a joke and the audience laughs it makes me feel good.

— Rita Rudner

I know what I want to talk about, but I don't really know what's funny about a joke until I perform it in front…

— James Acaster

There are practical things which contribute to a joke's funniness. People will find a joke funnier if they are sitting closer together, if it's…

— Ben Miller

Making people laugh is easy for me. I'm quite proud of that. But I'm prouder of silencing an audience for a minute because they're…

— Ricky Gervais

If I tell a joke on stage and the crowd laughs for a minute, I stand there for a minute and enjoy them laughing…

— Anthony Jeselnik

Always warm up the audience with a joke…If you are not a particularly funny person, make sure that you inform them that it's a…

— Jacob M. Appel

I don't like laughing at people unless they're in a privileged position or if they're in authority. If it's poor people or people who…

— Taika Waititi

A joke is either funny or it's not funny. If I hear a funny joke, you know what I do? I laugh, that's what…

— Alonzo Bodden

People appreciate it when you take some time to think about who will be listening to your jokes.

— Seth Meyers

I like jokes where people don't stop laughing.

— Michael McIntyre