About Quote by Seth Meyers Download Open image “People appreciate it when you take some time to think about who will be listening to your jokes.” — Seth Meyers ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.3 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare About Appreciate Jokes Listening People Some Take Think Time Who Will You Your
When I tell a joke, I don't think about who's listening to it. I tell the jokes I think are funny. — Lee Mack Copy Share Image
I want people to just be paying attention even if they're not necessarily laughing at something, or if it takes them a while to… — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
I'm very self-deprecating, so I'm not afraid to make jokes at my own expense, and I've just found that makes people a little more… — Franchesca Ramsey Copy Share Image
At some point, you realize that people might be laughing at your jokes because they're afraid not to laugh. — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
Even I get tired of my own jokes if you tell them over and over and over again. So, crowd work is so spontaneous… — Matt Rife Copy Share Image
Humor is a huge part of the way I operate; if people can't understand a joke then they should not follow me. — Shibani Dandekar Copy Share Image
Now I put up something, and I have to think, 'Oh, there are millions of people watching, and some of them could be affected… — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
I'm one of the people who actually laughs at everyone else's jokes! — Russell Howard Copy Share Image
Some people will go for the quick joke and not pay attention to the consequences. — John Ross Bowie Copy Share Image
Pope Benedict delivered an anti-euthanasia message this week, saying that people must accept death at 'the hour chosen by God.' And then he rode… — Seth Meyers Copy Share Image
Swedish automaker Saab admitted this week that for certain tests they used human cadavers as crash-test dummies. Worse, they weren't cadavers before the test. — Seth Meyers Copy Share Image
Starting Monday, 7-11 will begin testing a new plastic wrap designed to keep bananas yellow and firm for five days. Though if your banana… — Seth Meyers Copy Share Image
Astronauts living on the International Space Station will soon be getting their drinking water from a new system that recycles their urine into drinkable… — Seth Meyers Copy Share Image
The Earth will be around for a long time before you have a funnier president than Obama. He has a stand-up's cadence and the… — Seth Meyers Copy Share Image
Police in Portland, Oregon told a woman who was skating nude to stop after construction workers complained. Which raises the question: what in God's… — Seth Meyers Copy Share Image
A pair of identical twins in China married another pair of identical twins. What are the odds of that? Actually, in China, about 3 to 1. — Seth Meyers Copy Share Image
A New Jersey man is suing two men for allegedly using Facebook to organize an attack on him at a bar. By the time… — Seth Meyers Copy Share Image
The first time I had disposable income, the two things I cared most about were a television and a couch. — Seth Meyers Copy Share Image
Conservative lawmakers in Egypt have called for a ban on imports of a kit meant to help women fake their virginity on their wedding… — Seth Meyers Copy Share Image
A government study has found that traces of a chemical used in rocket fuel were found in samples of powdered baby formula, and could… — Seth Meyers Copy Share Image
A middle school teacher in Montana suffered some bruising and a large scratch on his back after he struck a bear while riding his… — Seth Meyers Copy Share Image
If you ask an introvert a question, wait until she thinks about it. Introverts think before speaking, not through speaking. If you want to… — Laurie Helgoe Copy Share Image
I talk to my mates about our kids, being too tired and being worn out. — Holly Willoughby Copy Share Image
With 'Pretty Girls,' I saw the opportunity to talk not just about crime but what crime leaves behind. — Karin Slaughter Copy Share Image
I write about presidents. That means I write about guys - so far. I'm interested in the people closest to them, the people they… — Doris Kearns Goodwin Copy Share Image
That's something a lot of folks don't know about me - I'm pretty darn funny. — Michael Jai White Copy Share Image
I don't think about the press or the crowds or the other leaders of the race. The focus is only on myself. As soon… — Magdalena Neuner Copy Share Image
Sport is not just about entertainment. It is equally about winning and losing, pooling and galvanising the energy of the youth, upgrading people's physical… — Nita Ambani Copy Share Image
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