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Trump Quotes by Seth Meyers

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Seth Meyers brings his trademark humor to the political arena, offering a compact set of observations that cut through the noise. Expect his quick‑fire style to highlight the absurdities and contradictions surrounding the former president, all in a bite‑size collection that feels both timely and entertaining.

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I enjoy talking about politics a great deal.

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It's very hard to get inside Donald Trump's brain, and I don't want to try.

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Politicians don't say no to cameras very often.

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Donald Trump has been saying that he will run for president as a Republican, which is surprising since I just assumed he…

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Donald Trump often appears on Fox, which is ironic because a fox often appears on Donald Trump's head.

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President Obama on Monday unveiled his re-election slogan, 'Forward'. Which is strange because it seems like every forward I get is Anti-Obama.

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I thought Ted Cruz was more fun than Carly Fiorina. And I never thought I would ever say the words, 'Ted Cruz…

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President Obama on Thursday night hosted what may be the first Seder in the White House. And, in a sign of popularity,…

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A new book released this week about President Obama reveals details of his relationship with ex-girlfriend Genevieve Cook, including that she spent…

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After First Lady Michelle Obama was photographed in London this week wearing clothes from J. Crew, the store has been selling out…

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The Earth will be around for a long time before you have a funnier president than Obama. He has a stand-up's cadence…

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The first presidential debate took place last night, and earlier in the week Barack Obama said he would be at the debate…

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Olympia Snowe's vote was hailed as a victory for bipartisanship. So now you only need one Republican to be bipartisan? Those are…

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This week, President Obama attended what was either the G-20 summit or his high school reunion. I haven't seen old white dudes…

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The death Saturday of actor Charlton Heston has elicited tributes from many quarters including Nancy Reagan who called him 'an American hero,'…

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A pair of identical twins in China married another pair of identical twins. What are the odds of that? Actually, in China, about 3 to 1.

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The first time I had disposable income, the two things I cared most about were a television and a couch.

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Conservative lawmakers in Egypt have called for a ban on imports of a kit meant to help women fake their virginity on their wedding…

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I love cheese plates. Though I actually hate cheese plates. Because I can't say no to them.

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On Wednesday, a 55 year-old inmate escaped from Rikers Island after he convinced guards that he was a lawyer. Guards probably should've become suspicious…

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