Ants Quote by Anthony Jeselnik

“When I was little, I would burn ants with a magnifying glass. But now that I'm older, I'm more of a cat guy.” quote by Anthony Jeselnik — Download Open image

“When I was little, I would burn ants with a magnifying glass. But now that I'm older, I'm more of a cat guy.”

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Some people are like ants. Give them a warm day and a piece of ground and they start digging. There the similarity ends. Ants keepon digging. Most people don't. They establish contact with the soil, absorb so much vernal vigor that they can't stay in one place, and desert the fork or spade to see how the rhubarb is coming…

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Great God of the Ants, thou hast granted victory to thy servants. I appoint thee honorary Colonel.

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People are like ants: Just a few of them give all the orders. And most of them spend their lives getting squashed.

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We know of no behavior in ants or any other social insects that can be construed as play.

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Oh, ants, my sisters, good old honeydew-seekers! From close up you are sticky and shiny and gristly; and your nymphs have parasitic red mites stuck to them. You are too intent upon your chewing and gathering to listen to me, but I tell you that despite my warm feelings I really do not like you, and I cannot feel sorry…

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