When I was little, I would burn ants with a magnifying glass. But now that I'm older, I'm more of a cat… — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
I want you to think back to when you were a kid. Remember the day you learned you could burn ants with… — Bill Engvall Copy Share Image
“Once in camp I put a log on a fire and it was full of ants. As it commenced to burn, the… — Ernest Hemingway Copy Share Image
“He reminded me of Gerald Roma from grade school, who used to burn ants with a magnifying glass. He was never quite… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image