Baby Quote by Michael Jackson

Yesterday I accidentally hit a little kid with my car. It wasn't serious — nobody saw me.

— Anthony Jeselnik

I'd split up with a boyfriend and gone to Vermont to stare at my navel, and then 9/11 happened, and I spent days being…

— Shonda Rhimes

There are a lot of people who got dropped as a baby, apparently you got thrown at a wall.

— Nishan Panwar

At the age of two-and-a-half, I was run down by a truck. I had gone rogue in the house while my mother was bathing…

— Trudie Styler

I went to see my mother the other day, and she told me this story that I'd completely forgotten about how, when we were…

— James Veitch

On Sunday the 26th of January this happened to me: i was with my mate and we were going swimming at a creek and…

— Crystal Sawyer

I was able to be more reckless and now I still make mistakes, but having kids, you have a responsibility and these little people…

— Shooter Jennings

I was running around and bouncing out of the pram as a baby.

— Jason Statham

I was going to some fabulous party, and my taxi got stuck in traffic, and I looked out the window, and I saw a…

— Jeannette Walls

Maybe it was my revenge on people who had been unkind to me as a child. But it was very easy and a thrill…

— Tilda Swinton

I was selfish and immature. I never wanted the attention. There were helicopters flying over the hospital while I was giving birth.

— Nadya Suleman

Think of the funniest story from your life. Chances are, it was something awful at the time.

— Gina Barreca