The Internet gave us access to everything; but it also gave everything access to us. — James Veitch Access Copy Share Image
That's the worst health condition you can have, not being alive. — James Veitch Alive Copy Share Image
A lot of people see scammers as, like, just one guy in a basement with his computer, but actually, I think it's… — James Veitch Computers Copy Share Image
You can succeed as a terrible director, but try doing that with stand-up: try being a terrible comedian and getting up on… — James Veitch Cinema Copy Share Image
I'd really like to be able to whistle with two fingers. Is this a biological thing? Is it to do with the… — James Veitch Fingers Copy Share Image
My hobbies are playing piano and guitar, pining for girls, worrying about climate change, pining for girls, and the poetry of John… — James Veitch Change Copy Share Image
People say we live in an age of information overload. Right? I don't know about that, but I just know that I… — James Veitch Age Copy Share Image
I think of the spam folder not as Pandora's box but as a costume shop in which you can play and play… — James Veitch I think Copy Share Image
Don't get me wrong - I don't want to be mean to the scammers. There are lots of people online who do… — James Veitch Fun Copy Share Image
The marooned friend is one of the best-known scams, principally because it's the one that dodges the spam filter most often. It… — James Veitch Filter Copy Share Image
I had an awkward moment when I got a phone call from the person pretending to be Winnie Mandela. 'Winnie' sounded about… — James Veitch Awkward moment Copy Share Image
Some of the best scams that you get are the ones that pretend to come from friends of yours, because you can… — James Veitch Best Copy Share Image
I woke up one morning to an email from my friend Alex that said she'd had her bag stolen. Ordinarily, I'm quite… — James Veitch Bag Copy Share Image
I remember it when I used to go out, I used to dress as Superman, but then I used to dress as… — James Veitch Business Copy Share Image
I do bits about dating but mainly about what I did and how incompetent I am, not any genuine people writing to… — James Veitch Dating Copy Share Image
Crazy stuff happens when you start replying to scam emails. It's really difficult, and I highly recommend we do it. — James Veitch Crazy Copy Share Image
I've sent thousands of emails - the conversations in the book are just the success stories. — James Veitch Book Copy Share Image
Most scams are absurd - so absurd that one wonders how anyone falls for them at all; yet if no one falls… — James Veitch Absurd Copy Share Image
I just feel so upset when I think of all the lost years when I could have been doing stand-up gigs. — James Veitch Could Copy Share Image
I get a ton of scam emails. But instead of deleting them, I decided to hit reply. — James Veitch Decided Copy Share Image
Just remember: if ever you feel weighed down by the bureaucracy and often mundanity of modern life, don't fight the frustration. Let… — James Veitch Feel Copy Share Image
I know some people whose father has basically spent their whole inheritance on scammers. He's old; he wants to feel important, like… — James Veitch Bank Copy Share Image
I went to see my mother the other day, and she told me this story that I'd completely forgotten about how, when… — James Veitch Car Copy Share Image
