Accidents Quote by Amy Schumer

I had no shoes and I pitied myself. Then I met a man who had no feet, so I took his shoes.

— Dave Barry

There is no way I’m going out in public like this!” It seemed while I was being tormented at the salon, Bones had been…

— Jeaniene Frost

The guy I thought was right, turned out to be wrong. He decided in his heart, I did not belong. I thought homeless was…

— Anonymous

I hung out with some crazy desert people. One guy was just walking around with only shorts on - he'd been walking with bare…

— Lykke Li

At drama school, a casting director asked the class to walk round the room one at a time, and we had to imagine who…

— Gwilym Lee

I wanted to be pale. I didn't wanna go in the sun, because I was in school with a lot of white girls. I…

— Jorja Smith

My advice to anyone is to try to go cold turkey of make-up and fake tan and see how liberating it feels.

— Emily Atack

I once felt bad because I had no shoes, and then I met a man who had no feet. He was wearing an ankle…

— Dana Gould

I've never once in my life had a tan - I'm basically a ghost!

— Aisling Bea

I'm not naked, I'm in the band.

— Steven Wright

I'm pretty pale. In high school I was insecure and thought it'd be cool to go to a tanning bed. Now I just let…

— Taylor Swift

He was at a party, and I turned into a perverted guy. I was like following him into rooms and staring at his ass...He…

— Jennifer Lawrence