Accidents Quote by Jason Schwartzman

It was always hard for me to really make friends, but that's just because I like to stay home.

— Jason Schwartzman

Man, I hate to get depressing on you, but I don't have a game. I'm so alone, so depressed, so dark, no.

— Jason Schwartzman

I didn't have an agent, I didn't have a headshot. I didn't even know if anyone would know where to find me. I just…

— Jason Schwartzman

I love the idea of playing a character that didn't over think everything. He knows what's in front of him and he has an…

— Jason Schwartzman

I'm a very slow reader, and books of interviews are an absolute favorite of mine.

— Jason Schwartzman

Dating is just awkward moments and one person wants more than the other. It's just that constant strangeness. I think it's a very real…

— Jason Schwartzman

When my first daughter was born, I had to figure out a new way of [making music] so that I wouldn't wake her up.

— Jason Schwartzman

As far as loneliness, I feel Los Angeles and its layout, having to drive everywhere - it is a lonely place. It's an isolated…

— Jason Schwartzman

Steve Martin is such an exquisite and precise writer. Everything is so clear; it's like a bell. He says what he means and says…

— Jason Schwartzman

I dont know the first real thing about the dating game. I dont know how to talk to a specific person and connect. I…

— Jason Schwartzman

At this point, I think I would garner a lot of hate mail if I was now on the cover of Modern Drummer seeing…

— Jason Schwartzman

I always tell people that to be the funny person in a Steve Martin movie is like getting a call that Keith Moon wants…

— Jason Schwartzman