Dating is just awkward moments and one person wants more than the other. It's just that constant strangeness. I think it's a… — Jason Schwartzman Copy Share Image
I always tell people that to be the funny person in a Steve Martin movie is like getting a call that Keith… — Jason Schwartzman Copy Share Image
Every actor I ever meet goes, 'Ultimately I plan on having my own company and write and direct,' but yes, I too… — Jason Schwartzman Copy Share Image
In a city where you walk around, it's impossible to plan your day and your life as accidents will happen, you'll overhear things, bump… — Jason Schwartzman Copy Share Image
It was always hard for me to really make friends, but that's just because I like to stay home. — Jason Schwartzman Copy Share Image
Man, I hate to get depressing on you, but I don't have a game. I'm so alone, so depressed, so dark, no. — Jason Schwartzman Copy Share Image
I didn't have an agent, I didn't have a headshot. I didn't even know if anyone would know where to find me. I just… — Jason Schwartzman Copy Share Image
I love the idea of playing a character that didn't over think everything. He knows what's in front of him and he has an… — Jason Schwartzman Copy Share Image
I'm a very slow reader, and books of interviews are an absolute favorite of mine. — Jason Schwartzman Copy Share Image
Dating is just awkward moments and one person wants more than the other. It's just that constant strangeness. I think it's a very real… — Jason Schwartzman Copy Share Image
When my first daughter was born, I had to figure out a new way of [making music] so that I wouldn't wake her up. — Jason Schwartzman Copy Share Image
As far as loneliness, I feel Los Angeles and its layout, having to drive everywhere - it is a lonely place. It's an isolated… — Jason Schwartzman Copy Share Image
Steve Martin is such an exquisite and precise writer. Everything is so clear; it's like a bell. He says what he means and says… — Jason Schwartzman Copy Share Image
I dont know the first real thing about the dating game. I dont know how to talk to a specific person and connect. I… — Jason Schwartzman Copy Share Image
At this point, I think I would garner a lot of hate mail if I was now on the cover of Modern Drummer seeing… — Jason Schwartzman Copy Share Image
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