In a city where you walk around, it's impossible to plan your day and your life as accidents will happen, you'll overhear… — Jason Schwartzman Copy Share Image
I dont know the first real thing about the dating game. I dont know how to talk to a specific person and… — Jason Schwartzman Copy Share Image
I always tell people that to be the funny person in a Steve Martin movie is like getting a call that Keith… — Jason Schwartzman Copy Share Image
It's funny that people think because you don't have a movie or record out, you disappear into a frozen chamber someplace. They… — Jason Schwartzman Copy Share Image
Also, the more you're not focused on showbiz and instead focused on life, learning about other people, and keeping your eyes open… — Jason Schwartzman Copy Share Image
What I think is so great about interviews, is when people cite inspirations. — Jason Schwartzman Copy Share Image
It's not uncommon to hear people say that the re-entry into their lives is very hard. A lot of actors say that… — Jason Schwartzman Copy Share Image
I just have some restaurants to just go and eat there. Do mean places to watch people? I like to go shopping… — Jason Schwartzman Copy Share Image
I like being alone and I think this movie, as much as it is an investigation of connection and people bonding, I… — Jason Schwartzman Copy Share Image
There's all these ways to instantly communicate - cars, computers, telephone and transportation - and even with all that, it's so hard… — Jason Schwartzman Copy Share Image
I was heartbroken at the end of that, because I thought that was going to be it for me. Somehow I had… — Jason Schwartzman Copy Share Image
In a city where you walk around, it's impossible to plan your day and your life as accidents will happen, you'll overhear things, bump… — Jason Schwartzman Copy Share Image
It was always hard for me to really make friends, but that's just because I like to stay home. — Jason Schwartzman Copy Share Image
Man, I hate to get depressing on you, but I don't have a game. I'm so alone, so depressed, so dark, no. — Jason Schwartzman Copy Share Image
I didn't have an agent, I didn't have a headshot. I didn't even know if anyone would know where to find me. I just… — Jason Schwartzman Copy Share Image
I love the idea of playing a character that didn't over think everything. He knows what's in front of him and he has an… — Jason Schwartzman Copy Share Image
I'm a very slow reader, and books of interviews are an absolute favorite of mine. — Jason Schwartzman Copy Share Image
Dating is just awkward moments and one person wants more than the other. It's just that constant strangeness. I think it's a very real… — Jason Schwartzman Copy Share Image
When my first daughter was born, I had to figure out a new way of [making music] so that I wouldn't wake her up. — Jason Schwartzman Copy Share Image
As far as loneliness, I feel Los Angeles and its layout, having to drive everywhere - it is a lonely place. It's an isolated… — Jason Schwartzman Copy Share Image
Steve Martin is such an exquisite and precise writer. Everything is so clear; it's like a bell. He says what he means and says… — Jason Schwartzman Copy Share Image
I dont know the first real thing about the dating game. I dont know how to talk to a specific person and connect. I… — Jason Schwartzman Copy Share Image
At this point, I think I would garner a lot of hate mail if I was now on the cover of Modern Drummer seeing… — Jason Schwartzman Copy Share Image
