Funny Quote by Green Monk

So today I come across a homeless guy who wanted to wash my windshield. I give him a dollar and I say,god bless you…

— Uknown

I always give homeless people money, and my friends yell at me, 'He's only going to buy more alcohol and cigarettes.' And I'm thinking,…

— Kathleen Madigan

I often pay homeless people to come round and clean my car.

— Tara Palmer-Tomkinson

People give me money and I don't know why, my real collection plate is an empty cup held by a homeless guy.

— Bo Burnham

I'm the person who stops and gives any homeless person any money that they want.

— Shannen Doherty

I know a man who doesn't pay to have his trash taken out. How does he get rid of his trash? He gift wraps…

— Henny Youngman

I've been homeless on a few occasions.

— Jay Electronica

People who are homeless, they're not all addicts. A lot of times, they're just people who, through something like losing their job or losing…

— George Lopez

Today I was approached by a homeless man who asked if I had any change. I only had two dimes, but I gave it…

— Anonymous

“Homeless people go to bed freezing and wake up shaking in the morning, even if they have a sleeping bag. If they don’t have…

— Karl Wiggins

I’m super annoying, I’m the kind of guy that if there’s no recycling bins around I hoard plastic bottles, put them in my bag…

— Darren Criss

You have what I can afford to give. You are a panhandler, begging for anything, and I am the man walking briskly by, tossing…

— Dave Eggers