I made out with a homeless guy by accident. I had no idea -- he was really tan, he had no shoes… — Amy Schumer Copy Share Image
For the majority of the time, I may as well have been just a really tan white kid. You know, I may… — Aziz Ansari Copy Share Image
Trust me, sunscreen is so, so, so important and so I always wear sunscreen, but I still get really tan. — Lea Michele Copy Share Image
I have a sneaking suspicion that leading an examined life and being really tan aren't consistent with one another. — Dov Davidoff Copy Share Image
“Women are referred to as the fairer sex. But are they really less tan, or are they just more reasonable?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Surfing is not my strong point. And... I don't really have a tan. I go to the tanning place, the one that… — Lori Loughlin Copy Share Image
I can tan. I get tannish. It's not really tan, it's tannish. That kind of color. — Alan Tudyk Copy Share Image
