Change Quote by Bo Burnham Download Open image “If I had a dime for every time a homeless guy asked me for change, I'd still say no.” — Bo Burnham ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.1 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Change Comedy Dimes Funny Guy Homeless Stills Time
“If I see a homeless person begging for change, I might give them money, if they’ve got change for a nickel.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Today I was approached by a homeless man who asked if I had any change. I only had two dimes, but I gave it… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I never met a dollar that could change me. Been the same guy since day one. — Stephen Jackson Copy Share Image
I can spare a dime, brother, but in these morally inflationary times, a dime goes a lot farther if it's demanding work rather than… — Phil Ochs Copy Share Image
I always give homeless people money, and my friends yell at me, 'He's only going to buy more alcohol and cigarettes.' And I'm thinking,… — Kathleen Madigan Copy Share Image
If you had a dime for every excuse you made, I wouldn't have to be here right now. — Jon Taffer Copy Share Image
If you're locked into a philosophy of nickels and dimes, then you have a pretty limited approach to life. I don't need a lot… — Pernell Roberts Copy Share Image
When I was living in New York and didn't have a penny to my name, I would walk around the streets and occasionally I… — Larry David Copy Share Image
“It's stupid to wake up with $0.00 in your pocket and realize your life is in shambles. Might as well be proactive and realize… — Mike Sov Copy Share Image
The strange thing with Wikipedia is that the first article that ever gets written about you will define your Wikipedia page forever. — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
“Well, man, you know what they say." No, I don't. I don't know what they say. I don't even know who they are. Who… — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
At one point when I was very young, when I was first starting out, I thought, 'Well, one day I'll be able to put… — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
And there's a metal train that's a mile long and at the very back end a lightning bolt struck her, How long til it… — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
I do think that stand-up comedy in general heavily favors masculinity and so I like to act a little feminine onstage. — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
I write about what I know: teenage dating, overly charged sexuality, all the things that make you uncomfortable. — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
People give me money and I don't know why, my real collection plate is an empty cup held by a homeless guy. — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
Comedy doesn't really matter that much; I know that. I treat it like an adult - I don't treat it like a child or… — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
I've always liked the format of YouTube, sharing things for free, which is a nice exchange between people. — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
Comedy is very strange to me and I don't fully understand it's purpose or function. — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
Only within yourself exists the other reality for which you long. I can give you nothing that has not already its being within yourself.… — Hermann Hesse Copy Share Image
I can't believe that I'm sitting in meetings with Steven Spielberg, Tom Hanks, and Annette Bening. I want to take on that responsibility to… — Roger Ross Williams Copy Share Image
“…progress isn't necessarily about change but about things turning out as we want them to” — Phil Hogan Copy Share Image
If my campaign is not in the debate, we will not be talking about how we really fix this problem of endless and expanding… — Jill Stein Copy Share Image
Your world will change whether or not you choose to change, but you have the power to choose it's direction. — Napoleon Hill Copy Share Image
“Stay focused on bringing people together and more on positive messaging so that you can be the change you wish to see in the… — Germany Kent Copy Share Image
The biggest change for me as a mom was realizing I needed to put someone else before me. Now the hardest part about the… — Kim Alexis Copy Share Image
“After the funeral, my life changed. I felt as if time were suddenly precious, water going down an open drain, and I could not… — Mitch Albom Copy Share Image
You practice mindfulness, on the one hand, to be calm and peaceful. On the other hand, as you practice mindfulness and live a life… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
