Squaring numbers are just like women. If they're under thirteen, just do them in your head. — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
If you can think of all the times in your life, some of the happiest times were probably when you were laughing.… — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
I think no matter what you do, a certain amount of people are going to call you a sellout, somehow, you know.… — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
The classic comedian says there's nothing that's taboo; if you laugh at one thing you've got to laugh at everything, that comedy… — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
If I have enough money to support myself, I'll just give stuff away. I just, I want people to see it and… — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
What's that? My six song album entitled Bo Fo Sho is currently available on iTunes? With three songs that have never been… — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
When things [writing] are over, I always think, 'well, I'm never going to do anything again because I have no ideas so… — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
I know it's the comedian's instinct to say, "Do it, man, nothing's off-limits! It's cool, bro!" I don't know if that's the… — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
I see young people being dismissed for supposedly wanting only "stupid" and "easy" material, or that they don't have an attention span… — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
My work is trying to at least define myself on my own terms, and then if other people enjoy things that's a… — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
And if ten percent of men are gay and twenty percent of men are Chinese, what are the odds that a men… — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
If comedy is about surprises, about tension, there's a lot of tension and surprise there, in the fact that people are expecting… — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
I'm interested in taboos for certain reasons. They can dramatise things and they're scary, and they're important to think about. I'm also… — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
The strange thing with Wikipedia is that the first article that ever gets written about you will define your Wikipedia page forever. — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
“Well, man, you know what they say." No, I don't. I don't know what they say. I don't even know who they are. Who… — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
At one point when I was very young, when I was first starting out, I thought, 'Well, one day I'll be able to put… — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
And there's a metal train that's a mile long and at the very back end a lightning bolt struck her, How long til it… — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
I do think that stand-up comedy in general heavily favors masculinity and so I like to act a little feminine onstage. — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
I write about what I know: teenage dating, overly charged sexuality, all the things that make you uncomfortable. — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
People give me money and I don't know why, my real collection plate is an empty cup held by a homeless guy. — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
Comedy doesn't really matter that much; I know that. I treat it like an adult - I don't treat it like a child or… — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
I've always liked the format of YouTube, sharing things for free, which is a nice exchange between people. — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
Comedy is very strange to me and I don't fully understand it's purpose or function. — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
![“When things [writing] are over, I always think, 'well, I'm never going to do anything again because I have no ideas so I'm going to go be a farmer'. Or else ideas will come and and if not then I become a farmer. Hopefully won't happen.” quote by Bo Burnham](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/ec0/bo-burnham-1313_farmers_when-things-writing-are-over-i-always-th_1420317.jpg)
