Ifs Quote by Bo Burnham Download Open image “Squaring numbers are just like women. If they're under thirteen, just do them in your head.” — Bo Burnham ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.6 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Ifs Mathematics Numbers Thirteen
Squaring numbers is a symmetrical process that I like very much. And when I divide one number by another, say, 13 divided by 97,… — Daniel Tammet Copy Share Image
First women subtract from their age, then they divide it, and then they extract its square root. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Math is the great equalizer. If you can do the numbers, the boys have to respect you. — Audrey MacLean Copy Share Image
You have two numbers in your age when you are ten. It's the beginning of growing up. — Maud Hart Lovelace Copy Share Image
We should always bear in mind that numbers represent a simplification of reality. — Kenneth E. Boulding Copy Share Image
Never worry about numbers. Help one person at a time and always start with the person nearest you. — Mother Teresa Copy Share Image
“Numbers are a lot like people. They each have a story. They interact with one another. They entertain. They inform. They deceive. They can… — Lee Goldberg Copy Share Image
Remember when everyone lied and said you couldn't subtract a larger number from a lesser number and in high school, it was like WHAT? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Speaking of human computers, there is a guy named Art Benjamin, he's a human calculator. He says it's a skill he learned as a… — Bill Nye Copy Share Image
The strange thing with Wikipedia is that the first article that ever gets written about you will define your Wikipedia page forever. — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
“Well, man, you know what they say." No, I don't. I don't know what they say. I don't even know who they are. Who… — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
At one point when I was very young, when I was first starting out, I thought, 'Well, one day I'll be able to put… — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
And there's a metal train that's a mile long and at the very back end a lightning bolt struck her, How long til it… — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
I do think that stand-up comedy in general heavily favors masculinity and so I like to act a little feminine onstage. — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
I write about what I know: teenage dating, overly charged sexuality, all the things that make you uncomfortable. — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
People give me money and I don't know why, my real collection plate is an empty cup held by a homeless guy. — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
Comedy doesn't really matter that much; I know that. I treat it like an adult - I don't treat it like a child or… — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
I've always liked the format of YouTube, sharing things for free, which is a nice exchange between people. — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
Comedy is very strange to me and I don't fully understand it's purpose or function. — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
Women still, when they have breast cancer, go to work; they still lead their lives. They have to. I just did what I was… — Monica Potter Copy Share Image
Most of us are convinced that we are our egos, which is who we think we are. The ego is part of our incarnation.… — Ram Dass Copy Share Image
Histories never conclude; they just pause their prose. Their stories are, if they are truthful, untidy affairs, resistant to windings-up and sortings-out. They beat… — Simon Schama Copy Share Image
If you ask an introvert a question, wait until she thinks about it. Introverts think before speaking, not through speaking. If you want to… — Laurie Helgoe Copy Share Image
Many individuals spend a considerable portion of their lifetimes in terror of one imagined catastrophe or another. The classic is that your immortal soul… — L. Neil Smith Copy Share Image
If you restore a car, and you're making money, then you're doing it wrong. — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
I understand that it's the music that keeps me alive... That's my lifeblood. And to give that up for, like, the TV, the cars,… — Bruce Springsteen Copy Share Image
If we gave up our freedom as the price of security, we would no longer be the great nation that we are. — Ruth Bader Ginsburg Copy Share Image
If my campaign is not in the debate, we will not be talking about how we really fix this problem of endless and expanding… — Jill Stein Copy Share Image
Nothing is so powerful as an insight into human nature... what compulsions drive a man, what instincts dominate his action. If you know these… — William Bernbach Copy Share Image