Basically, I don't like to tweet stuff about my life. I only like to tweet jokes. — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
Maybe life on earth could be heaven, doesn't just the thought of it make it worth a try? — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
I think no matter what you do, a certain amount of people are going to call you a sellout, somehow, you know.… — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
Nothing's true that I say, because I don't really want to say anything. I don't think my life's that cool, and I… — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
If you can think of all the times in your life, some of the happiest times were probably when you were laughing.… — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
If I have enough money to support myself, I'll just give stuff away. I just, I want people to see it and… — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
I really don't like to tweet or Instagram anything about the people in my life just because I feel like I signed… — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
Life, to me, doesn't feel like a straightforward story; it doesn't make sense for me to get up there and just tell… — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
“They say it's the 'me' generation. It's not. The arrogance is taught, or it was cultivated. It's self-conscious. That's what it is.… — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
“Read this to yourself. Read it silently. Don't move your lips. Don't make a sound. Listen to yourself. Listen without hearing anything.… — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
I've been doin' drive-bys all of my life. Except the bullets are newspapers, the car is my bike. — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
It feels like we're always juggling many pieces of information at once or trying out many personas at once. It makes life… — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
I don't want to try to recreate for no reason. Like, me in my bedroom, singing songs to a camera was a… — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
The strange thing with Wikipedia is that the first article that ever gets written about you will define your Wikipedia page forever. — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
“Well, man, you know what they say." No, I don't. I don't know what they say. I don't even know who they are. Who… — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
At one point when I was very young, when I was first starting out, I thought, 'Well, one day I'll be able to put… — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
And there's a metal train that's a mile long and at the very back end a lightning bolt struck her, How long til it… — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
I do think that stand-up comedy in general heavily favors masculinity and so I like to act a little feminine onstage. — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
I write about what I know: teenage dating, overly charged sexuality, all the things that make you uncomfortable. — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
People give me money and I don't know why, my real collection plate is an empty cup held by a homeless guy. — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
Comedy doesn't really matter that much; I know that. I treat it like an adult - I don't treat it like a child or… — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
I've always liked the format of YouTube, sharing things for free, which is a nice exchange between people. — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
Comedy is very strange to me and I don't fully understand it's purpose or function. — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
