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Bike Quote by Bo Burnham

“I've been doin' drive-bys all of my life. Except the bullets are newspapers, the car is my bike.” quote by Bo Burnham — Download Open image

“I've been doin' drive-bys all of my life. Except the bullets are newspapers, the car is my bike.”

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