I remember being superyoung, like nine or ten years old, and thinking, 'Man, I wonder what famous people eat for breakfast. They… — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
I've come across people referring to themselves as 'Vine famous.' Some of them started out by putting up Vines just for fun,… — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
I think it would collapse my heart if I was super famous. I don't have the nerve for it, I'm too anxious.… — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
I was definitely not the kid that just wanted to be famous for no reason whatsoever and then happened to find comedy.… — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
The problem for us, as viewers, is that we want famous people who are passionate about the things they're famous for, because… — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
I feel lucky, where I'm not 'famous' famous. I'm not someone that everyone kind of knows for no reason. If people know… — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
I have a show on MTV called 'Zach Stone Is Gonna Be Famous.' I think that's a secret to a vast majority… — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
The strange thing with Wikipedia is that the first article that ever gets written about you will define your Wikipedia page forever. — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
“Well, man, you know what they say." No, I don't. I don't know what they say. I don't even know who they are. Who… — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
At one point when I was very young, when I was first starting out, I thought, 'Well, one day I'll be able to put… — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
And there's a metal train that's a mile long and at the very back end a lightning bolt struck her, How long til it… — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
I do think that stand-up comedy in general heavily favors masculinity and so I like to act a little feminine onstage. — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
I write about what I know: teenage dating, overly charged sexuality, all the things that make you uncomfortable. — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
People give me money and I don't know why, my real collection plate is an empty cup held by a homeless guy. — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
Comedy doesn't really matter that much; I know that. I treat it like an adult - I don't treat it like a child or… — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
I've always liked the format of YouTube, sharing things for free, which is a nice exchange between people. — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
Comedy is very strange to me and I don't fully understand it's purpose or function. — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
