Ifs Quote by Bo Burnham

“jesus can walk on water, but Chick Norris can swim through land”

— Mestre Deputado

Obama's not Jesus. He can't walk on water.

— Mr. T

Seventy-five percent of our planet is water, can you swim?

— Anonymous

“You must walk on water, especially if you don’t know how to swim.”

— Matshona Dhliwayo

I can only write songs when somebody gives me some water to swim in. Otherwise, I'm a fish on the beach.

— Matt Berninger

“Don’t jump in the water if you can’t swim.” —BOB MARLEY”

— L. Divine

What's most troubling is the open water swim. It's windy, the waves are getting in your face and the water is a bit dirty.…

— Greg James

In my lowest moments, when I genuinely longed for death, I knew that Jesus would walk with me through that valley as well.

— Mel White

I saw Jesus walk into my bedroom.

— Benny Hinn

“Jesus!" "Are you hurt?" "Jesus!" "Walk down the hallway and come back when you have more vocabulary.”

— Craig Johnson

“We can't always take the higher road when faced with adversity. Sometimes for the sake of restoration, peace and sharing the love of Jesus,…

— Chris Vonada

“ROM8.1 There is therefore now no condemnation to them which are in Christ Jesus, who walk not after the flesh, but after the Spirit.”

— Anonymous