To be really great, you need to be naturally funny in order to stand out. But you can work at it, and… — Amy Schumer Copy Share Image
I care about what the people I care about think about me. It's a short list, but I really care about what… — Amy Schumer Copy Share Image
I understand why so many female comics quit or change their path, because it is hard. It's hard to be a comedian,… — Amy Schumer Copy Share Image
To me, feminism means equality between men and women. I want to make people laugh and also point out some injustices or… — Amy Schumer Copy Share Image
I feel very open with people, and I'm good at disarming them and having conversations. — Amy Schumer Copy Share Image
I've done some things I'm embarrassed about, and I like to tell people about them so that maybe they feel less embarrassed… — Amy Schumer Copy Share Image
It's not hard for me to be funny. But it's really hard. I don't think a lot of people are funny. I… — Amy Schumer Copy Share Image
I want people to live to their full potential, not to hold themselves back because of insecurities, and especially not women. I… — Amy Schumer Copy Share Image
My comedy is unapologetic and fearless. Like, sometimes you'll wind up having condomless sex with someone that you probably shouldn't. I'm interested… — Amy Schumer Copy Share Image
I love standing at a microphone and making a room of people laugh. That's the part of the work I love; everything… — Amy Schumer Copy Share Image
I'm not sure I'd classify any topics as off-limits, but I don't look for new territories to offend. There's my joke about… — Amy Schumer Copy Share Image
I just say what I think is the funniest thing I could say. I'm not trying to make headlines. I'm just trying… — Amy Schumer Copy Share Image
Every woman deals with sexism most every day of their lives. Growing up, it's just in your day-to-day. There are all these… — Amy Schumer Copy Share Image
I think standup is pretty good for an introvert because you are performing, but, I mean, it's on your own terms. There… — Amy Schumer Copy Share Image
Being introverted, it doesn't mean necessarily being shy or being afraid of public speaking; it just means that it's hard for me… — Amy Schumer Copy Share Image
I made out with a homeless guy by accident. I had no idea -- he was really tan, he had no shoes on. I… — Amy Schumer Copy Share Image
“... and left decimated. Not for myself, but for all the single women out there trying to date. I wanted to run to the… — Amy Schumer Copy Share Image
I tend to eat pretty healthy, though, and I work out - I work out hard. — Amy Schumer Copy Share Image
I'll never forget how she told us. She took us all out to brunch, and she was like, 'You guys, I'm keeping this one.' — Amy Schumer Copy Share Image
Now every idiot from high school's like, 'I'm back!' We weren't supposed to meet again. Stop poking me and inviting me to your weird… — Amy Schumer Copy Share Image
My mom made me think I was gorgeous. When I was younger she was like, 'Look at you! You're an angel. You sparkle!' And… — Amy Schumer Copy Share Image
To be really great, you need to be naturally funny in order to stand out. But you can work at it, and find the… — Amy Schumer Copy Share Image
I don't feel any sense of competition at all, and that might be my naïveté, but I don't feel pitted against anyone at all. — Amy Schumer Copy Share Image
Let's all just follow the lead of Glamour, and join forces and lift each other up. — Amy Schumer Copy Share Image
