I tend to eat pretty healthy, though, and I work out - I work out hard. — Amy Schumer Copy Share Image
I understand why so many female comics quit or change their path, because it is hard. It's hard to be a comedian,… — Amy Schumer Copy Share Image
It's really hard for a lot of men to have the woman accomplishing more than them. — Amy Schumer Copy Share Image
Comedy isn't really something where you get discovered. You can't network your way to being funny or talented. It's not hard to… — Amy Schumer Copy Share Image
It's not hard for me to be funny. But it's really hard. I don't think a lot of people are funny. I… — Amy Schumer Copy Share Image
I think you can go from being not very funny to working really hard for 10 years and figuring out how to… — Amy Schumer Copy Share Image
Being introverted, it doesn't mean necessarily being shy or being afraid of public speaking; it just means that it's hard for me… — Amy Schumer Copy Share Image
I want to keep working really hard at getting better at stand-up and touring, and I can't imagine a time when I… — Amy Schumer Copy Share Image
The way that these girls keep themselves skinny is awful, isn't it? By vomiting or using hard drugs - which I can't… — Amy Schumer Copy Share Image
I made out with a homeless guy by accident. I had no idea -- he was really tan, he had no shoes on. I… — Amy Schumer Copy Share Image
“... and left decimated. Not for myself, but for all the single women out there trying to date. I wanted to run to the… — Amy Schumer Copy Share Image
I tend to eat pretty healthy, though, and I work out - I work out hard. — Amy Schumer Copy Share Image
I'll never forget how she told us. She took us all out to brunch, and she was like, 'You guys, I'm keeping this one.' — Amy Schumer Copy Share Image
Now every idiot from high school's like, 'I'm back!' We weren't supposed to meet again. Stop poking me and inviting me to your weird… — Amy Schumer Copy Share Image
My mom made me think I was gorgeous. When I was younger she was like, 'Look at you! You're an angel. You sparkle!' And… — Amy Schumer Copy Share Image
To be really great, you need to be naturally funny in order to stand out. But you can work at it, and find the… — Amy Schumer Copy Share Image
I don't feel any sense of competition at all, and that might be my naïveté, but I don't feel pitted against anyone at all. — Amy Schumer Copy Share Image
Let's all just follow the lead of Glamour, and join forces and lift each other up. — Amy Schumer Copy Share Image
