I don't feel any sense of competition at all, and that might be my naïveté, but I don't feel pitted against anyone… — Amy Schumer Copy Share Image
I understand why so many female comics quit or change their path, because it is hard. It's hard to be a comedian,… — Amy Schumer Copy Share Image
I feel very open with people, and I'm good at disarming them and having conversations. — Amy Schumer Copy Share Image
I've done some things I'm embarrassed about, and I like to tell people about them so that maybe they feel less embarrassed… — Amy Schumer Copy Share Image
Everyone is allowed to have their own boundaries. You just are. No matter how you dress, no matter what you say or… — Amy Schumer Copy Share Image
My comedy is unapologetic and fearless. Like, sometimes you'll wind up having condomless sex with someone that you probably shouldn't. I'm interested… — Amy Schumer Copy Share Image
I may sound like a megalomaniac, but I feel like I'm equipped to become a great, memorable comedian, if I keep working… — Amy Schumer Copy Share Image
I feel like you know what you're going to be good at when you're older based on what you like when you're… — Amy Schumer Copy Share Image
I made out with a homeless guy by accident. I had no idea -- he was really tan, he had no shoes on. I… — Amy Schumer Copy Share Image
“... and left decimated. Not for myself, but for all the single women out there trying to date. I wanted to run to the… — Amy Schumer Copy Share Image
I tend to eat pretty healthy, though, and I work out - I work out hard. — Amy Schumer Copy Share Image
I'll never forget how she told us. She took us all out to brunch, and she was like, 'You guys, I'm keeping this one.' — Amy Schumer Copy Share Image
Now every idiot from high school's like, 'I'm back!' We weren't supposed to meet again. Stop poking me and inviting me to your weird… — Amy Schumer Copy Share Image
My mom made me think I was gorgeous. When I was younger she was like, 'Look at you! You're an angel. You sparkle!' And… — Amy Schumer Copy Share Image
To be really great, you need to be naturally funny in order to stand out. But you can work at it, and find the… — Amy Schumer Copy Share Image
I don't feel any sense of competition at all, and that might be my naïveté, but I don't feel pitted against anyone at all. — Amy Schumer Copy Share Image
Let's all just follow the lead of Glamour, and join forces and lift each other up. — Amy Schumer Copy Share Image
