Funny Quote by Amy Schumer

I always say what I think to be amusing.

— Giles Coren

Some people say funny things, but I say things funny.

— Don Rickles

As a comedian, you have to say something that people relate to, or nobody laughs.

— John Bishop

If I think something's funny, I think it's funny.

— Ray Liotta

If there's something funny to be said, I will say it.

— Kevin Owens

I have no idea what I'm going to say when I stand up to give a toast. But I do know that anything I…

— Don Rickles

Your objective is to make people laugh and then sneak your thoughts in underneath the jokes. If your thoughts are on top, that's not…

— Janelle James

The fact that you can say stuff to people that other people are only thinking is always fun. It's a great tool for comedic…

— Tom Ellis

A lot of what I think is funny is usually through some sort of character, or speaking earnestly one second and then saying something…

— Patti Harrison

Some of the funniest things are just situations in life that are funny. The way people interact. People describing their first kiss with someone,…

— Nathan Fielder

Things people say strike me as amusing, and I am prone to saying out loud what everybody's thinking.

— William Shatner

I'm not really a comedian, innit; I just naturally say things which people class as funny.

— Big Narstie