Patti Harrison

I don't think my relationship with the idea of womanhood is that attached to giving birth... like, I'm fully aware that I'll…

— Patti Harrison

I just want people to know that. I'm not trying to make space for other trans women.

— Patti Harrison

There's like a little bit of a narcissism - I think there's more than a little bit of narcissism about it, but…

— Patti Harrison

I'm always afraid to talk about stuff because I'm afraid to get ahead of myself or jinx something.

— Patti Harrison

I shouldn't tell anyone that I can't drive or cook.

— Patti Harrison

My mom is pretty unimpressed by everything. She loves black-and-white movies, and the only things she watches in color on T.V. are…

— Patti Harrison

It's fun to gossip and stuff. But once it's millions of people - the scale of that, I think, is more damaging…

— Patti Harrison

If Ohio was a food, it would be Benadryl. If Chicago was pizza, Ohio is Benadryl, or some sort of generic over-the-counter.

— Patti Harrison

People assume because you're a comedian that you want to be an actor or that you want to be a writer too.…

— Patti Harrison

A lot of people tweet me things like, 'My 3-year-old son is trans and you inspire us.'

— Patti Harrison

Cisgender people tend to want trans stories of triumph that are easy to metabolize. I want to make things that are subversive…

— Patti Harrison

I think I have more fun making jokes online and making stupid Instagram videos than I do in my real life, on…

— Patti Harrison

I've thought about my relationship to my body, my body dysmorphia, and what that means as someone who's like, 'Oh, I'm going…

— Patti Harrison

A lot of the stuff that I want to create personally is usually pretty absurd or silly comedy stuff.

— Patti Harrison

I love coverage. My ideal dress would be a turtleneck that goes all the way up to my chin, and then sleeves…

— Patti Harrison

I know that I'm very feminine and that I can pass in a lot of situations, but I think a lot of…

— Patti Harrison

I'm sorry, I see everything in life as a song, so every word spoken is lyrics. If you're going to get to…

— Patti Harrison

I don't feel like I thrive doing livestream comedy, per se. It really triggers a lot of little neuroses that I have…

— Patti Harrison

The women that I worship all hit their stride in their 30s or 40s or after. And that's going to be for…

— Patti Harrison

I don't even think Trump knows what transgender means. He probably thinks transgender people are those cars that turn into robots.

— Patti Harrison

I'm from a town in Ohio called Orient.

— Patti Harrison

I definitely have a dark sense of humor, and in ways I think that comes from having a lot of childhood trauma…

— Patti Harrison

I haven't been in a million things. And most of them have been really small, or guest parts.

— Patti Harrison

I feel like some of the delivery that people find funny is literally me trying to remember the exact line in real…

— Patti Harrison

The more money that's involved in something, it's usually because there are more hands involved. There are more interests to serve.

— Patti Harrison