Comedian Quote by John Bishop Download Open image “As a comedian, you have to say something that people relate to, or nobody laughs.” — John Bishop ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.4 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Comedian Laughter Nobody People Say Something
I'm not really a comedian, innit; I just naturally say things which people class as funny. — Big Narstie Copy Share Image
“I don’t think being a comedian gives you any fucking insight into what makes people laugh.” — craig ferguson Copy Share Image
If you're billed as a comedian, people will accept anything you say as light-hearted and not with intent behind it. — Megan Fox Copy Share Image
I'm not a comedian. I'm an actor who just happens to be funny on occasion. — Anthony Anderson Copy Share Image
For me personally, being a comedian is having funny ideas and saying them: it's not just saying them. I need the complete process. — Frank Skinner Copy Share Image
I've always been a sarcastic person and people I dated would say, 'Oh, you're hilarious,' but it never occurred to me to be a… — Janelle James Copy Share Image
People don't realize it's not just about being funny, and they don't know how perceptive a comedian needs to be about human nature. You… — Erik Griffin Copy Share Image
“The way you turn a sad story around, you should be a comedian! You’re the funniest person I know.” — Patricia Williams Copy Share Image
When I tell people I'm a comedian they say, 'Oh, are you funny?' I say, 'No, it's not that kind of comedy.' — Susan Sarandon Copy Share Image
The only difference between a comedian and someone else? We need to make people laugh more. — Greg Davies Copy Share Image
You know what I mean, I'm not Tom Cruise. I can act as long as the character happens to look and sound a lot… — John Bishop Copy Share Image
I'm the type of bloke who gets a flatpack cabinet from Ikea, puts it together without reading the instructions, then gets the drill out… — John Bishop Copy Share Image
We live on a two week cycle in our house so if I go away for two weeks, it's too long. And if I'm… — John Bishop Copy Share Image
There's no slowing down but I've got to be honest, I'm probably not going to learn French. — John Bishop Copy Share Image
I started at 34 and I didn't go full time until I was 40. When I say started, I mean the first time I… — John Bishop Copy Share Image
I didn't want to do comedic acting because I don't think I am very good at it. — John Bishop Copy Share Image
What I found absolutely the best thing about comedy is it's a little club. You find yourself part of this strange needy society of… — John Bishop Copy Share Image
When I was 10 I had a bone disease called osteomyelitis; they said if they didn't operate, I had 24 hours to live. — John Bishop Copy Share Image
I can only develop a stand-up show by being on stage. I can't write it. Whenever I see comedy written down, it very rarely… — John Bishop Copy Share Image
I would say most comedians have a very cynical worldview of the way the world can work. It's almost like if you didn't, you… — Colin Quinn Copy Share Image
At one point when I was very young, when I was first starting out, I thought, 'Well, one day I'll be able to put… — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
I like to turn up my collar when I'm leaving the theatre and feel like I'm some heroic comedian figure. — Frank Skinner Copy Share Image
The only difference between a comedian and someone else? We need to make people laugh more. — Greg Davies Copy Share Image
When a soldier of the night's watch dies they say, "And now his watch is over." That's what they say when a comedian dies.… — Brad Williams Copy Share Image
My mom is two people to me. She's my mom number one, and then she's this lady most comedians know as being a legendary… — Pauly Shore Copy Share Image
I wouldn't mind gigging around the same era as Jesus, after he gives his speech about the meek and how blessed they are and… — Jim Jefferies Copy Share Image
If someone doesn't like a comedian that's fine; a lot of people probably don't like my standup, and that's fine. But I think that… — Jim Norton Copy Share Image
It's very rare that an older comedian sort of slips into an old-school clunker. You know, you don't hear too much of that anymore. — Jeff Ross Copy Share Image
I was a kid, and I would watch standup comics do the 'Tonight Show,' and if Johnny Carson liked you, he'd wave you over… — Jo Koy Copy Share Image
Gary Greenberg is a thoughtful comedian and a cranky philosopher and a humble pest of a reporter, equal parts Woody Allen, Kierkegaard, and Columbo.… — Gideon Lewis-Kraus Copy Share Image
For me, comedians are like the epitome for everything great, and they terrify me. I just want to be them. I want to be… — Tatiana Maslany Copy Share Image
![“I wouldn't mind gigging around the same era as Jesus, after he gives his speech about the meek and how blessed they are and all that type of bullshit, going up there and doing a flat 20 [minutes]. I reckon I'd have better stagecraft and presence than Jesus. Yea, I'm a better stand-up comedian than…” quote by Jim Jefferies](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/0fb/jim-jefferies-8092_blessed_i-wouldn-t-mind-gigging-around-the-same_24477.jpg)
