Comedian Quotes by Margaret Cho

As a child, I had a lot of older gay men taking care of me. There's a trust there. I feel like little girls…

— Margaret Cho

I'm super-obsessed with 'Intervention.' I wrote a song about it.

— Margaret Cho

I have 3 dogs myself - I actually have a kennel license in order to do so. I love them so much I couldn't…

— Margaret Cho

I think self-deprecation is such a disease, and I want to cure everybody of it and so that's my contribution.

— Margaret Cho

I don't like pot anymore -- I forget why.

— Margaret Cho

I'm not a mom, but I think the word 'mother' is about wisdom.

— Margaret Cho

That we are selfish gives us the opportunity to gain the power so that, in time, we might be selfless. To give back what…

— Margaret Cho

Why can't all different types of women be considered beautiful? Why can't we can't we all be considered possible love interests?

— Margaret Cho

I think that failure is just as important as success. In a way, failure is a kind of success if you can look at…

— Margaret Cho

I could never make a joke about somebody unless I could say it to their face and they'd laugh.

— Margaret Cho

Sometimes when we are generous in small, barely detectable ways it can change someone else's life forever.

— Margaret Cho

Something as important as marriage equality, which is now a constitutional right [in the USA], is something that cannot be denied. It's also very…

— Margaret Cho

It's not the best between my family and me. There are so many crimes left unpunished, debts unpaid, white elephants in the middle of…

— Margaret Cho

It's okay for you to have relationships, but it's not okay to talk about them. It's not okay to be out or to be…

— Margaret Cho

My attitude toward peace does not depend on which war we are discussing. I think that words should do the work of bombs.

— Margaret Cho