As a child, I had a lot of older gay men taking care of me. There's a trust there. I feel like… — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
I think that failure is just as important as success. In a way, failure is a kind of success if you can… — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
Something as important as marriage equality, which is now a constitutional right [in the USA], is something that cannot be denied. It's… — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
Success is meaningless if you can't sleep at night because of harsh things said, petty secrets sharpened against hard and stony regret,… — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
If you really care about children then why would you want to keep families from adopting them? — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
Let's not hate ourselves. We are all we have. We cannot change anything until we accept that. I cannot do this alone.… — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
I'm really bad with trolls because I have a lot of really intense friends who are not necessarily doing things so legally.… — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
And if the problem [with contraception] is promiscuity, then why does the immense popularity of Viagra go unchecked? Doesn't it make more… — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
Like the Birth Of Venus, the song [Yello "oh, Yeah"] denotes the birth of the bro. The song just reminds me of… — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
I think comedy is an angry art form; it's an outsider art form. Anger and comedy are really connected. If I'm angry… — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
I think if somebody does something stupid, it's okay to make fun of them, but [celebrities] have also gotten very conscious about… — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
If you're a songwriter, you want to write a song like "Oh Yeah" that radically shifts everything. You can definitely retire on… — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
I don't have children, and I am not sure if I have wanted them or never wanted them. It's weird not to… — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
Try to have a good day today, wherever you are, whatever you do, whoever is near, if no one is near. Try… — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
Silence equals nonexistence. If I don't raise my voice, it's like I never existed. — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
If you are a woman, if you're a person of color, if you are gay, lesbian, bisexual, transgender, if you are a… — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
If I'm talking to a guy who's straight and cute and single, I'm like 'are you a unicorn?' — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
I taught Sunday School for two years. And I got fired. I abused my authority. I used to teach class like this,… — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
My family has been deeply affected by the split of Korea, which divided it in half, basically, before I was born. There's… — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
When I was 14, I told my mother I was going to drop out of high school and go do stand-up comedy.… — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
Where do people get off telling people what to do? It's their bodies. If you legalized sex work and legally protected the… — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
As a woman of color you have little more permission to go deeper and question things because your identity, in a way,… — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
As a child, I had a lot of older gay men taking care of me. There's a trust there. I feel like little girls… — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
I have 3 dogs myself - I actually have a kennel license in order to do so. I love them so much I couldn't… — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
I think self-deprecation is such a disease, and I want to cure everybody of it and so that's my contribution. — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
That we are selfish gives us the opportunity to gain the power so that, in time, we might be selfless. To give back what… — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
Why can't all different types of women be considered beautiful? Why can't we can't we all be considered possible love interests? — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
I think that failure is just as important as success. In a way, failure is a kind of success if you can look at… — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
I could never make a joke about somebody unless I could say it to their face and they'd laugh. — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
Sometimes when we are generous in small, barely detectable ways it can change someone else's life forever. — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
Something as important as marriage equality, which is now a constitutional right [in the USA], is something that cannot be denied. It's also very… — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image