My mother goes crazy over babies. Some people just do. They love 'em! I never have. Babies scare me more than anything.… — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
Try to love someone who you want to hate, because they are just like you, somewhere inside, in a way you may… — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
I want to get married but I look at husbands the same way I look at tattoos. I want one, but I… — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
I always wonder why Republicans hate gay marriage, because they certainly don't hate gay prostitutes. — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
Let's not hate ourselves. We are all we have. We cannot change anything until we accept that. I cannot do this alone.… — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
Like the Birth Of Venus, the song [Yello "oh, Yeah"] denotes the birth of the bro. The song just reminds me of… — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
Why do Republicans hate gay marriage so much? They certainly don't hate gay prostitutes. — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
I don't like to criticize music and I had a really hard time picking out the song I hate for this because… — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
I love drugs, but I hate hangovers, and the hatred of the hangover wins by a landslide every time. — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
Let's not hate ourselves. We are all we have. ... I have been a longtime perpetrator of hate crimes against myself, and… — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
I have a song about how much I hate emojis and the lazy thinking of people who use them. I wish that… — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
As a child, I had a lot of older gay men taking care of me. There's a trust there. I feel like little girls… — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
I have 3 dogs myself - I actually have a kennel license in order to do so. I love them so much I couldn't… — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
I think self-deprecation is such a disease, and I want to cure everybody of it and so that's my contribution. — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
That we are selfish gives us the opportunity to gain the power so that, in time, we might be selfless. To give back what… — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
Why can't all different types of women be considered beautiful? Why can't we can't we all be considered possible love interests? — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
I think that failure is just as important as success. In a way, failure is a kind of success if you can look at… — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
I could never make a joke about somebody unless I could say it to their face and they'd laugh. — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
Sometimes when we are generous in small, barely detectable ways it can change someone else's life forever. — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
Something as important as marriage equality, which is now a constitutional right [in the USA], is something that cannot be denied. It's also very… — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image