I think self-deprecation is such a disease, and I want to cure everybody of it and so that's my contribution. — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
Try to love someone who you want to hate, because they are just like you, somewhere inside, in a way you may… — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
If you really care about children then why would you want to keep families from adopting them? — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
That's the nature of comedy. You always want to be improving and growing and changing with what's happening in the world. That's… — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
I want to get married but I look at husbands the same way I look at tattoos. I want one, but I… — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
Interventions are really emotionally exhausting and I would never ever want to have one. In the same way, I would never want… — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
I use my work as catharsis. That's often the best thing that we can do, is to allow ourselves to rage because… — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
I don't want to hurt anybody because of their looks. That's been used to hurt me so much. — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
I think it is time for all babies to let us know who they want for president. — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
If you're a songwriter, you want to write a song like "Oh Yeah" that radically shifts everything. You can definitely retire on… — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
Now on Facebook I have all these 'friends' who used to bully me, and they're like, 'We're so proud! We love you!'… — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
Kim Kardashian is a kind of archetype. But she owns her beauty and is tremendously successful. There's no tragedy, there's no drug… — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
I became a comedian because I didn't want to be bullied anymore. Onstage I was safe. — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
I don't want to bring myself down to place where there are hard and fast rules. In general I try to be… — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
It's hard to find peace with your thighs, but when they chafe, try to be grateful for them. Your thighs let you… — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
The only thing that was sort of Asian [as a role model] was Hello Kitty. I don't want to model myself after… — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
We must know who we are, so we can know what we want, so we don't end up wanting the wrong thing… — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
That it is not the people who really feel that way, but it is people who have the most money to fire… — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
As a child, I had a lot of older gay men taking care of me. There's a trust there. I feel like little girls… — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
I have 3 dogs myself - I actually have a kennel license in order to do so. I love them so much I couldn't… — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
I think self-deprecation is such a disease, and I want to cure everybody of it and so that's my contribution. — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
That we are selfish gives us the opportunity to gain the power so that, in time, we might be selfless. To give back what… — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
Why can't all different types of women be considered beautiful? Why can't we can't we all be considered possible love interests? — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
I think that failure is just as important as success. In a way, failure is a kind of success if you can look at… — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
I could never make a joke about somebody unless I could say it to their face and they'd laugh. — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
Sometimes when we are generous in small, barely detectable ways it can change someone else's life forever. — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
Something as important as marriage equality, which is now a constitutional right [in the USA], is something that cannot be denied. It's also very… — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
