Try to love someone who you want to hate, because they are just like you, somewhere inside, in a way you may… — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
Try to put your happiness before anyone else's, because you may never have done so in your entire life, if you really… — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
And if the problem [with contraception] is promiscuity, then why does the immense popularity of Viagra go unchecked? Doesn't it make more… — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
I think comedy is an angry art form; it's an outsider art form. Anger and comedy are really connected. If I'm angry… — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
Try to have a good day today, wherever you are, whatever you do, whoever is near, if no one is near. Try… — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
I'm very much a stand-up comedian in my heart. That's really what I do. Now I'm trying to incorporate all of the… — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
I don't want to bring myself down to place where there are hard and fast rules. In general I try to be… — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
I punished myself and avoided my reflection in mirrors and any windows. I would see myself reflected back, and I would look… — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
It's hard to find peace with your thighs, but when they chafe, try to be grateful for them. Your thighs let you… — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
Political correctness sometimes does great work when it helps equalize the playing field when it comes to language, but it does a… — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
As a child, I had a lot of older gay men taking care of me. There's a trust there. I feel like little girls… — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
I have 3 dogs myself - I actually have a kennel license in order to do so. I love them so much I couldn't… — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
I think self-deprecation is such a disease, and I want to cure everybody of it and so that's my contribution. — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
That we are selfish gives us the opportunity to gain the power so that, in time, we might be selfless. To give back what… — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
Why can't all different types of women be considered beautiful? Why can't we can't we all be considered possible love interests? — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
I think that failure is just as important as success. In a way, failure is a kind of success if you can look at… — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
I could never make a joke about somebody unless I could say it to their face and they'd laugh. — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
Sometimes when we are generous in small, barely detectable ways it can change someone else's life forever. — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
Something as important as marriage equality, which is now a constitutional right [in the USA], is something that cannot be denied. It's also very… — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image