I can never tell when something is funny. I just have to do it onstage and find out. — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
I love fashion, I'm actually a pretty talented seamstress, so I can make stuff for myself, but that's really time-consuming. — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
The stuff I do and say onstage I can do easily. As a performer, that comes easily. But being social offstage, it's… — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
I voice my opinions on social media and I have people threatening me with violence. It is troubling but I can fight… — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
I want to get married but I look at husbands the same way I look at tattoos. I want one, but I… — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
When it comes to children, my mom doesn't believe in borders. She loves all children, and that's a good example of mothering… — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
I've spent so much time feeling ugly and being treated as ugly as a result. But I changed my attitude and said,… — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
One place that I really feel comfortable is being a comedienne. I'm very socially inept. There's so many things that I can… — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
I could definitely rock out to Kraftwerk's "Tour De France," Tubeway Army, or Gary Numan. All of that stuff has an infectious… — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
Let's not hate ourselves. We are all we have. We cannot change anything until we accept that. I cannot do this alone.… — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
As a child, I had a lot of older gay men taking care of me. There's a trust there. I feel like little girls… — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
I have 3 dogs myself - I actually have a kennel license in order to do so. I love them so much I couldn't… — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
I think self-deprecation is such a disease, and I want to cure everybody of it and so that's my contribution. — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
That we are selfish gives us the opportunity to gain the power so that, in time, we might be selfless. To give back what… — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
Why can't all different types of women be considered beautiful? Why can't we can't we all be considered possible love interests? — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
I think that failure is just as important as success. In a way, failure is a kind of success if you can look at… — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
I could never make a joke about somebody unless I could say it to their face and they'd laugh. — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
Sometimes when we are generous in small, barely detectable ways it can change someone else's life forever. — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
Something as important as marriage equality, which is now a constitutional right [in the USA], is something that cannot be denied. It's also very… — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
![“Something as important as marriage equality, which is now a constitutional right [in the USA], is something that cannot be denied. It's also very un-Christian, if you think about the way Christ was and Christ's teachings. This is not loving. This is anger. This is hatred. This is bigotry. And it's…” quote by Margaret Cho](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/92d/margaret-cho-1136_bigotry_something-as-important-as-marriage-equal_140839.jpg)