Funny Quote by Margaret Cho Download Open image “I can never tell when something is funny. I just have to do it onstage and find out.” — Margaret Cho ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.0 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Humor I can
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