I just want to be Patty McCormack. I want to spend every year aging the way she has. — Janet Varney Aging Copy Share Image
Marilyn Monroe appeared to be perfect, but she wasn't perfect. — Janet Varney Appeared Copy Share Image
In general, the threshold for a woman becoming worried at how she's coming off in terms of asserting her power, that threshold… — Janet Varney Becoming Copy Share Image
When you're a writer, if you're very lucky, you create these characters that you fall in love with, and you feel like… — Janet Varney Create Copy Share Image
I believe that truth is one of the most powerful tools we possess against victimization, exploitation, and fear. — Janet Varney Believe Copy Share Image
I do feel like, because my podcast is so specific, I've been really fortunate in that the kind of people it attracts… — Janet Varney Feel Copy Share Image
To me, the real genius in making television for kids is making something that inadvertently - or perhaps intentionally - becomes something… — Janet Varney Becomes Copy Share Image
I'm from Arizona where I feel like our history, as a state, is so young in comparison to some of these wonderful… — Janet Varney Arizona Copy Share Image
One of the things I've learned in playing a character like Becca from 'You're the Worst' is that there really is such… — Janet Varney Behaving badly Copy Share Image
Typically, I'm put in high heels and a tight top, which is not my personality at all. — Janet Varney Heels Copy Share Image
Because Comic Con in San Diego is crazy, and it's very commercialized, and it's corporate, and it's all about money and selling,… — Janet Varney Comic con Copy Share Image
As me, I couldn't love my cohorts P.J. Byrne and David Faustino more. I just adore them, and any opportunity to be… — Janet Varney I love Copy Share Image
Pretty much everything I carry with me, I learned I needed the hard way. I sweated, dry-lipped, dry-mouthed, soaked-to-the-skinned my way through… — Janet Varney Everything Copy Share Image
I can't believe I managed to go through a liberal-arts and theater education and take all these women's-studies classes and never have… — Janet Varney Believe Copy Share Image
I like to live in a world of unicorns and rainbows where I don't pay attention to anything unless it's positive. — Janet Varney Attention Copy Share Image
I guess I knew I was a people person, but I didn't know how much till I had a podcast. — Janet Varney How Copy Share Image
I did a pilot for Nickelodeon that didn't end up going to series. — Janet Varney End Copy Share Image
'Bridesmaids' was phenomenal. It deserves every accolade it's gotten, and it's exciting for every woman in comedy. — Janet Varney Comedy Copy Share Image
I never pursued anything in terms of performing comedy until I was in my twenties. I was basically forced into it by… — Janet Varney Comedy Copy Share Image
I was raised by a dad who has a fantastic sense of humor who raised me on 'The Muppet Show,' Steve Martin… — Janet Varney Age Copy Share Image
