Pretty much everything I carry with me, I learned I needed the hard way. I sweated, dry-lipped, dry-mouthed, soaked-to-the-skinned my way through… — Janet Varney Everything Copy Share Image
I never pursued anything in terms of performing comedy until I was in my twenties. I was basically forced into it by… — Janet Varney Comedy Copy Share Image
Because Comic Con in San Diego is crazy, and it's very commercialized, and it's corporate, and it's all about money and selling,… — Janet Varney Comic con Copy Share Image
I love doing comedy. But sometimes, that exists at sort of the mid-level to the high-comedy level of craziness, and I don't… — Janet Varney Acting Copy Share Image
I have such sister compassion for women in uniform in life, principally, because now I know how incredibly uncomfortable those uniforms are… — Janet Varney Compassion Copy Share Image
Los Angeles has been great to me, and I have a home there, and I'm so lucky I get to do what… — Janet Varney Great Copy Share Image
Believe it or not, it actually does rain in L.A. from time to time. — Janet Varney Actually Copy Share Image
The good thing about being in San Francisco is it's a city that seems to have the flexibility and undefined boundaries. — Janet Varney Boundaries Copy Share Image
I think, coming from an improv/sketch background, I'm just used to having people around me to feed off of and support. — Janet Varney Around Copy Share Image
I love the podcast medium. I really like the intimacy of it. You're just listening to voices in your ears. — Janet Varney I love Copy Share Image
I believe that truth is one of the most powerful tools we possess against victimization, exploitation, and fear. — Janet Varney Believe Copy Share Image
It's possible the only thing I love more than working with Gabe Diani and Etta Devine is humiliating myself on film for… — Janet Varney Film Copy Share Image
I'm always so impressed by people who can just stay super mellow and still be extremely funny. — Janet Varney Always Copy Share Image
Just keep the idea in the back of your head: 'I can't control L.A. traffic. I'll leave earlier than I think I… — Janet Varney Back Copy Share Image
It's easy to be silly in real life, but making stuff up onstage, that seemed hard. Better to be the funny person… — Janet Varney Easy Copy Share Image
I had such a sense of purpose when I moved to San Francisco, and the purpose was purely to be in that… — Janet Varney City Copy Share Image
Gabriel Diani has been my friend and collaborator for 14 years. He and Etta Devine are two of my favorite people and… — Janet Varney Favorite people Copy Share Image
I always say I owe my sense of humor to 'The Muppets' because I didn't necessarily know what was going on when… — Janet Varney Always Copy Share Image
I think there's part of me that's longing to play a Sherlock Holmes or sort of a House character, like a real… — Janet Varney Character Copy Share Image
