Saying women aren't funny is now like saying Asians can't drive or saying black people have bad credit. It's just really, like,… — Whitney Cummings Bad Copy Share Image
When a guy writes a scene where a woman does a deviant sex act on camera, it's objectifying. But when a woman… — Whitney Cummings Cameras Copy Share Image
I think that we're in a really amazing time, where there are really a lot of really fantastic female actresses and comedians.… — Whitney Cummings Actresses Copy Share Image
The indie movie world is like a bad Tinder date, and there are always strings attached. — Whitney Cummings Always Copy Share Image
I wasn't one of those kids who stole Richard Pryor records. I wasn't a comedy-nerd kid. I had no concept of stand-up.… — Whitney Cummings Around Copy Share Image
Good evening, America. I'm a woman, and welcome to The Late Late Show. — Whitney Cummings America Copy Share Image
The most dangerous place I've ever performed standup is in my home state of California. — Whitney Cummings California Copy Share Image
I don't want to look at myself - ever. All I see is that my face is a problem. It's asymmetrical. I… — Whitney Cummings Bags Copy Share Image
I had a moment where I was onstage once... As a comedian, you just think, 'Be funny as possible all the time… — Whitney Cummings Comedian Copy Share Image
I'm the one who's dating the craft-service guy instead of the producer. Plus, if a producer is going to date a hot… — Whitney Cummings Crafts Copy Share Image
I have so much to be thankful for. I work with the most amazing people, get to make people laugh for a… — Whitney Cummings Amazing friend Copy Share Image
I am excited to show people how, when you get older, you get deeper, you get more raw, you get more honest,… — Whitney Cummings Deep Copy Share Image
I feel really trapped as a comedian - someone who is supposed to be funny and light, making jokes all the time.… — Whitney Cummings Comedian Copy Share Image
I have a theory, which is that the idea of a roast is to go to this forbidden, uncomfortable, almost performance-art-level shock… — Whitney Cummings Go Copy Share Image
A true friend will go with the instagram filter that flatters you. — Whitney Cummings Filters Copy Share Image
My body is not supportive of my career. My body has other plans for me. My body's plan is to slowly rot… — Whitney Cummings Body Copy Share Image
When a lot of people are distrusting the news they watch, comedians are stepping up talking about things that most people are… — Whitney Cummings Bee Copy Share Image
Your vagina is like the finale of lost: 10 million people have seen it, everyone was disappointed, and everyone who was in… — Whitney Cummings Being disappointed Copy Share Image
For writing stand-up, I have to have a little bit of anger and frustration to be motivated to do it. Stand-up, for… — Whitney Cummings Anger Copy Share Image
One of the big conversations I'm trying to have onstage right now is that to be pro-woman, you don't have to be… — Whitney Cummings Big Copy Share Image
There was a time in L.A. when I drove to 7-Eleven to go grocery shopping, and I locked my keys in my… — Whitney Cummings Accounts Copy Share Image
“I had to find the courage to start saying no to things I didn't want to do because once you turn thirty,… — Whitney Cummings Courage Copy Share Image
Being known doesn't get you anywhere; it just makes the bar and the expectations higher, especially if the venue wants to charge… — Whitney Cummings Being Copy Share Image
I remember my agent at ICM at the beginning of my career telling me that I wasn't pretty enough, that I was… — Whitney Cummings Agents Copy Share Image
