I guess the verdict is in - I am not a sociopath. It's not effective or productive not to be nice. It… — Whitney Cummings Achieve Copy Share Image
For me, my body image struggle started very young. All that I heard from my mother, my aunts, and my mom's friends… — Whitney Cummings Age Copy Share Image
I wrote a 'Lenny Letter' on a whim, and it felt indulgent, but people came up to me with tears in their… — Whitney Cummings Crazy Copy Share Image
I did some pretty embarrassing modeling, like catalogs and QVC. I know there's probably a stereotype where all pretty girls think they're… — Whitney Cummings Embarrassing Copy Share Image
I don't think that women necessarily always write like women. I was a writer on the 'Comedy Central Roasts' for a while,… — Whitney Cummings Always Copy Share Image
I was joking the other day about how my real life feels like a TV show, and my TV life feels real… — Whitney Cummings Bigs Copy Share Image
I used to put on spray tan, like, three times a day, and it just looked like there was a terrible accident… — Whitney Cummings Accident Copy Share Image
My definition of love is: Being willing to die for someone, that you yourself want to kill. — Whitney Cummings Definition of love Copy Share Image
Sometimes the funnier you are, the more vulnerable and scared you are underneath it all. So I think, for me, comedy was… — Whitney Cummings Comedy Copy Share Image
In my business, you have so many things going at once - TV shows, projects, movies - and sometimes, things never actually… — Whitney Cummings Business Copy Share Image
In the entertainment industry, there is this fear of getting older, because we have high definition television now, and you can see… — Whitney Cummings Entertainment Copy Share Image
I've been making fun of Donald Trump - we all have - for 10 years, and just bringing up his name... I… — Whitney Cummings Donald trump Copy Share Image
I feel like, in a lot of shows where the woman is in charge, the woman is this ball buster and the… — Whitney Cummings Balls Copy Share Image
I'm kind of emotionally dyslexic, and when I feel vulnerable or nervous, I laugh. — Whitney Cummings Dyslexic Copy Share Image
Being on the plane is my catch-up time. I write thank-you notes. I read. I write stand-up jokes. — Whitney Cummings Being Copy Share Image
We're socially constructed to hide our flaws, and that breeds pain for a lot of people. — Whitney Cummings Flaws Copy Share Image
After school, I'd wait for someone to pick me up and no one would, so I'd be like, 'I guess I'll walk… — Whitney Cummings After Copy Share Image
