Flaws Quote by Whitney Cummings

Saying women aren't funny is now like saying Asians can't drive or saying black people have bad credit. It's just really, like, so obsolete.

— Whitney Cummings

When a guy writes a scene where a woman does a deviant sex act on camera, it's objectifying. But when a woman writes it,…

— Whitney Cummings

I think that we're in a really amazing time, where there are really a lot of really fantastic female actresses and comedians. I imagine…

— Whitney Cummings

The indie movie world is like a bad Tinder date, and there are always strings attached.

— Whitney Cummings

I wasn't one of those kids who stole Richard Pryor records. I wasn't a comedy-nerd kid. I had no concept of stand-up. Actually, the…

— Whitney Cummings

Good evening, America. I'm a woman, and welcome to The Late Late Show.

— Whitney Cummings

The most dangerous place I've ever performed standup is in my home state of California.

— Whitney Cummings

I don't want to look at myself - ever. All I see is that my face is a problem. It's asymmetrical. I get terrible…

— Whitney Cummings

I had a moment where I was onstage once... As a comedian, you just think, 'Be funny as possible all the time - like,…

— Whitney Cummings

Comedians are obsessed with justice and the truth.

— Whitney Cummings

I'm the one who's dating the craft-service guy instead of the producer. Plus, if a producer is going to date a hot young thing,…

— Whitney Cummings

I have so much to be thankful for. I work with the most amazing people, get to make people laugh for a living and…

— Whitney Cummings